gord beaman

I used to know a heavy-set engineer whose farts were almost that
potent. The pilots always kept their oxygen masks nearby when he
was flying with them. He took joy in telling the story of the new
pilot posted in to the squadron who hadn't heard it yet and who
asked the captain why he hooked up his mask and kept it
nearby...he said 'you'll see later'...and sho'nuff, he did!...
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

dbu

I used to know a maint. guy that ate peanuts all day long and if he was
on A deck no one would go up there. Now there was a WMD.
--

scott in florida

Back in my 'adult beverage' days....

I decided that I needed money....so volunteered to go to the NASA
Eastern Test Range station at Ascension Island.

My job was to work on the electronics inside the hub of a 30' S Band
Antenna. Multiple Budweisers would have a terrible effect after a
good night of drinking at the Rocket Club.

The only way to work on the electronics was to crawl up in the
electronics hub and bend the antenna down horizontal. When the
antenna was horizontal you could NOT get out of the Y wheel house.

'You Son of a B*tch' 'Let me out' the cry went out from a sober
mate caught in the wheel house with me.

They finally bent the antenna over and let him out. The whole S Band
group laffin at the poor 'boot'.

Plus...we found out that if you sat in the nicely upholstered chairs
and 'out gassed' and left....some unsuspecting poor soul would come
along and sit....thus releasing my personal WMD...

http://www.ascension-island.gov.ac/virtualtour/index.html

Click on 'Old Nasa site' on lower right part of picture. The antenna
used to be on the other side of the building.

--

Scott in Florida

"A Democratic shift to the right risks inflaming the party's Angry
Left base, while a shift to the left would surely cost the party
whatever support it has left from normal people."

JAMES TARANTO Wall Street Journal

adam corolla

Saddam's a bastard and I'm glad he's out of power, but the 200 billion
dollars could have been spent on the "war on terror" rather than on killing
a hundred thousand Iraqis and a few thousand American soldiers, and probably
turning a few thousand more Arabs into terrorists. Saddam was never
anything other than a brush fire; we had much more important things to worry
about than Iraq, but Bush and Cheney wanted like hell to invade Iraq. Why?
Saddam's PetroEuros? The PR boost of a very quick 'victory"? An effort to
distract the public from the failed effort to find bin Laden? Probably all
three of these and more. Bush has been trying to spin the Iraq invasion as
part of the "war on terror" ever since it turned out we were completely
wrong about WMDs.

scott in florida

To quote you....

'turning a few thousand more Arabs into terrorists'

Let me get this straight....there are a few thousand terrorists now in
Iraq....and we have our young people over there killing them...

I don't see a damned thing wrong with that!

btw I'd rather kill terrorists in their own desert....than in downtown
LA or San Francisco or Chicago or New York.

--

Scott in Florida

"A Democratic shift to the right risks inflaming the party's Angry
Left base, while a shift to the left would surely cost the party
whatever support it has left from normal people."

JAMES TARANTO Wall Street Journal

dbu

Eventually there won't be anymore terrorists left for us. We are using
them up faster than they can born them...So they will be extinct.

You're wrong about saddam. He was a first class terrorists and he
harbored terrorists and he had and used WMD on his own people and
threatened other countries in the region with them. Make no mistake it
is good that saddam is in custody.
--

me

Like many of the fascist on the evil left they want to separate Iraq from
the war on radial Islamic terrorists for political gain.

mike hunt

j strickland

That is not entirely true. There was a National Geographic program on last
night that explained the relationship of OBL and his array of leutinents,
and Iraq and her neighboring states.

Not only is there solid evidence, it is pretty compelling. Granted, there is
no direct link, but the degrees of separation are much less than you think.

adam corolla

No, you misunderstand. We have tens of thousands of wounded and orphaned
Iraqis, and many more with their homes and/or livlihood destroyed, in spite
of the fact that Iraq posed no serious threat to us. Many of them will
understandable want revenge. They might not be able to do anything about it
now, but they will be ready for al-qaeda recruitment when the time comes.
Had we not invaded Iraq, those people would not give a shit about us.


We're not killing terrorists. The ones who will become terrorists aren't
the ones fighting us now. Right now we're killing people who are fighting
against an invading and occupying force. You criticize the French for
surrendering to an invader, but when people fight back against an invader
they're "terrorists." How convenient, you adjust your ethics to fit your
nationalistic fantasies.

badgolferman

Adam Corolla, 8/23/2005,
<GdqdnZ2dnZ3PaOCHnZ2dnbk-lt6dnZ2dRVn-0p2dnZ0@giganews.com>,6:28:51 PM,


You are obviously intelligent and have very well thought out responses.
I don't agree with you one bit but enjoy reading your rationalizations
and arguments. However I think you are wasting your time with us in
this group because most of the people here are unable to have a calm
and thoughtful discussion with you. You would have much more fun
matching wits with some of the people in the political discussion
groups. Have you tried them or do you like this one best?

--
"You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've
hit it." -- Sam Snead