Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord?

**** of and die, trolling asshole.

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livingdjinn@yahoo.com doesn't have the BALLS to answer me:

No. The Lawgiver>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jesus................f rom the
Boricuas

--
--- "Damn dirty fleas..."
--- "Ever notice that at the start of a cartoon, Casper has no friends,
and by the end, he has
some. Yet, in the next cartoon, he's friendless again? Therefore, I
think Casper is a
soul-****ing-vampire-ghost."
--- Proud loser of TWO 2004 RSPW Poster Awards
--- Space (Animal) Hero #1 of the 1950's and 60's

What the **** do I need *that* for?

I have a tasty little stash of heavy, sparkly, stinky buds in my freezer
instead.

I need *law* reform, not a prophet, you moronic troll.

I assume that's a "no".

--
C The Shocker
Never trust a big butt and a smile!

livingdjinn@yahoo.com, sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle
Motion!

Hasn't made it up past my pancreas yet... sorry.

--

Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too. What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.

Get ***** to email ESB.

Christopher,

Was that a yes or a no?

BB

No, but you could have the love of Jesus up your ass:
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html

--
EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician
alt.atheist #1966
"Statistical thinking will one day be as necessary for efficient
citizenship as the ability to read and write." - H.G. Wells

Jesus is a pile of shit mother ****er and anyone that believes in that shit
is dumber than shit.

On 8 Mar 2005 17:10:32 -0800, livingdjinn@yahoo.com drained his beer,
leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the
following

No, I reserve that space for blood. Mythical creatures are in my
imagination, but Jesus is a pretty boring one.
--

Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.

You certainly don't

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1 23rd April 11:24 christopher a. lee External User Posts: 1	Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord? **** of and die, trolling asshole. rec.sport.pro-wrestling, alt.tv.real-world, alt.drugs.pot, alt.fan.howard-stern, alt.alien.research, alt.ufo.reports, alt.atheism, alt.christnet.public, alt.religion.christian, alt.bible

3 24th April 11:38 michael External User Posts: 1	Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord? What the **** do I need that for? I have a tasty little stash of heavy, sparkly, stinky buds in my freezer instead. I need law reform, not a prophet, you moronic troll.

4 24th April 11:38 c the shocker External User Posts: 1	Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord? I assume that's a "no". -- C The Shocker Never trust a big butt and a smile!

6 24th April 11:38 bible bob External User Posts: 1	Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord? Christopher, Was that a yes or a no? BB

7 24th April 11:38 carl kaufmann External User Posts: 1	Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord? No, but you could have the love of Jesus up your ass: http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html -- EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician alt.atheist #1966 "Statistical thinking will one day be as necessary for efficient citizenship as the ability to read and write." - H.G. Wells

8 24th April 11:38 jebus saves External User Posts: 1	Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord? Jesus is a pile of shit mother ****er and anyone that believes in that shit is dumber than shit.

10 24th April 11:38 kathryn External User Posts: 1	Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord? You certainly don't