tom line

Debate Question:

Mr Kerry, and President Bush, what kind of cigar do you like?

jonathan acey albert

Senator Kerry likes Macanudos...no, wait, make that Punch...no, he meant
Macanudos...oh, unless you count Upmanns, which are his favorites...as long
as there aren't any Fuentes around...then, he just doesn't like cigars.


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douglas manz

Kerry likes Macs, or ERDM, or maybe HDM...

Bush decided years ago that he prefers Dutch Masters, and he's
determined to stay the course.

wesley

Kerry paid a servant to study the cigar ratings on Cigar Aficionado and had
him stock a custom built $20,000 humidor full of a selection of the 100
highest rated cigars. He has never smoked any of them because he was unable
to make up his mind, that and the fact that cigars make his hair smell bad.

Bush used to smuggle Cuban cigars back when he was young and irresponsible.
The smuggling paid for his massive cigar and scotch whiskey habit. He gave
up smoking along with drinking when he came to the Lord.

capitalistpig

Kerry: I don't smoke cigars...but my family does...

Bush: Punch Rothschild EMS

Kerry: The Punch Rothy was the wrong cigar at the wrong time.

Bush: Punch Rotschild EMS

Kerry: I actually did smoke the Punch Rothschild EMS, before I smoked
something else.

Bush: Punch Rotschild EMS

Kerry: I¹ve met foreign leaders who can¹t go out and say this publicly,
but boy they look at you and say, ³You¹ve got to smoke Partagas Blacks,
you¹ve got to smoke these, we need a new policy,² things like that...

Bush: Punch Rothschild EMS

Kerry: I don't think any United States Senator is going to abandon the
Punch Rothschild EMS and recklessly leave Punch to whatever follows as a
result of simply clipping and running. That's irresponsible.

Bush: Punch Rothschild EMS

Kerry: Because I saw what was happening, I voted against
Punch...absolutely voted against Punch. I'm glad I voted against Punch.
Because we now see that 20 sticks haven't even been smoked effectively.
Most of them smoked by Halliburton in fraud and no-bid herfs which is
inappropriate. I'd fire Halliburton tomorrow.

Bush: Punch Rothschild EMS

Kerry: I said at the time that I would have preferred to have given
fermenting a greater opportunity, but I think it was the right decision
to go with Punch Rothschild EMS, and when the President made that
decision, I supported him, and I support the fact that we did go with
Punch Rothschild EMS.

Bush: Punch Rothschild EMS

Kerry: I voted to threaten the use of Punch Rothschild EMS to comply
with the resolutions of the United Nations.

Bush: Punch Rothschild EMS

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shaxbeard

In honor of last night's debate:

Kerry: I'm glad you asked that question, and I'm going to tell you why
I think it's an important question for the American people and for the
country as a whole. I have some experience with cigars--as a young man
I once smoked a cigar in Vietnam. [bangs hands repeatedly against
podium] Some people didn't like that I smoked a cigar, but I did it
anyway. But more importantly, I think it's obvious that this president
has repeatedly demonstrated that he is unable to smoke a cigar the
right way. [more pointless podium banging] As president, what I will do
is bring in our allies and the United Nations to decide what kind of
cigar we will smoke together--I'll involve General Whats-his-name and
Ambassador Never-heard-o-him, who both publicly support my cigar
smoking. You know, I was in Podunk, Idaho, yesterday and I was shaking
the hands of two military men in line--one of them currently a cigar
smoker, the other one a former cigar smoker--and both of them said to
me, "Senator, we need you. Do you have a light?" [pause for violent,
spasmodic hand banging] I can do this. Thank you.

Bush: [sighs] Well . . . boy . . . I mean, I just don't know. [sighs] I
think everybody knows I can smoke a cigar, but it's hard work.
[dramatic dear-in-the-headlights pause] It's hard work, but it's work
so that we can one day smoke a cigar in freedom. I believe that people
want to smoke cigars in freedom, that they deserve to smoke cigars in
freedom, and that the world will be a safer place once we are able to
smoke cigars in freedom. Terrorists don't want us to smoke cigars.
[another pause] Hard work. [pause] Terrorists. [pause] Freedom. [pause,
then nods to the moderator even though he still has 20 seconds left to
speak]

Note how neither speaker ever answers the question.

Rob

capitalistpig

LOL Cool!

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james

On 1 Oct 2004 11:46:51 -0700, "shaxbeard@juno.com"


VERY nicely written. Got a chuckle out of me. :-)

-James

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tom line

I owe ShaxBeard a cigar for that.

:> Debate Question:
:>
:> Mr Kerry, and President Bush, what kind of cigar do you like?
:
: In honor of last night's debate:
:
: Kerry: I'm glad you asked that question, and I'm going to tell you why
: I think it's an important question for the American people and for the
: country as a whole. I have some experience with cigars--as a young man
: I once smoked a cigar in Vietnam. [bangs hands repeatedly against
: podium] Some people didn't like that I smoked a cigar, but I did it
: anyway. But more importantly, I think it's obvious that this president
: has repeatedly demonstrated that he is unable to smoke a cigar the
: right way. [more pointless podium banging] As president, what I will do
: is bring in our allies and the United Nations to decide what kind of
: cigar we will smoke together--I'll involve General Whats-his-name and
: Ambassador Never-heard-o-him, who both publicly support my cigar
: smoking. You know, I was in Podunk, Idaho, yesterday and I was shaking
: the hands of two military men in line--one of them currently a cigar
: smoker, the other one a former cigar smoker--and both of them said to
: me, "Senator, we need you. Do you have a light?" [pause for violent,
: spasmodic hand banging] I can do this. Thank you.
:
: Bush: [sighs] Well . . . boy . . . I mean, I just don't know. [sighs] I
: think everybody knows I can smoke a cigar, but it's hard work.
: [dramatic dear-in-the-headlights pause] It's hard work, but it's work
: so that we can one day smoke a cigar in freedom. I believe that people
: want to smoke cigars in freedom, that they deserve to smoke cigars in
: freedom, and that the world will be a safer place once we are able to
: smoke cigars in freedom. Terrorists don't want us to smoke cigars.
: [another pause] Hard work. [pause] Terrorists. [pause] Freedom. [pause,
: then nods to the moderator even though he still has 20 seconds left to
: speak]
:
: Note how neither speaker ever answers the question.
:
: Rob
:

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red neckerson

BRAVO!!!!