2nd May 19:39
GET READY . . .
. . . It's Troll Twinky Shane weekend, insipid, update time (in case
you don't get the TMZ channel. LOL!)
No doubt the usual palaver - - roll-your-eye-balls boring family
irrelevance, lunch reviews, laundry updates, night-school report,
smoke paranoia and related neuroses, etc., etc., ad nauseum.
But wait, hold on folks, here's the good news! I'm bettin' we're gonna
get a full breath-taking review and progress report on the new micro-
wave. . .hi-heat, low-heat, defrost, etc.
My "Gentleman's Club" stripper friend, Sweet Candi always gets
confused with the defrost cycle. The other night she invited me over
for some micro-waved chile.The beans were nicely done, the sauce was
sufficiently heated, however the ground-beef was in large frozen
chunks. But, hey, who's complainin'.
Maybe Twinky will provide some good domestic insight on this matter..
That's the nice part about having our own Trollin' "Martha Stewart".
Hurry up with your troll-dropping Twinky, your 1,000+ newsgroup public
anxiously awaits your pearls of wisdom. LOL!
TBN - Lovin' the parade.