2nd May 23:48
Joke for the day
When Clinton was still President, he returned after a weekend
trip home to Arkansas, and stepped from the helicopter and onto the White
House lawn. He was carrying 2 Arkansas-bred hogs.
At the bottom of the steps, a young Marine snapped to
attention, saluted sharply and said, "Fine looking pigs, sir!".
Clinton turned and glared at the boy. "Son, don't you know I'm
from Arkansas? These ain't pigs, they're hogs."
The marine replied, "This Marine begs the COMMANDER IN CHIEF'S
pardon, sir. Fine looking hogs, sir!"
Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed.
The President went on, "Thank you son. You see this one here?"
He nodded to one of the hogs under his right arm. "I got this one for
Chelsea." Then he nodded to the hog under his left. "This one here, I got
At that the Marine snapped back to attention and said,
"Outstanding trades, sir."
" GOTTA Love Those Marines "