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.. . . now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known
family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay . . . . . . . . . . . . Restaurateur
Guday . . . . . . . . . . . . . Half-Australian brother
Huhrray . . . . . . . . . . . . Sports Fanatic
Sashay . . . . . . . . . . . . Gay Brother
Kuntay & Kintay . . . . . . Twins from African Mother
Sayhay . . . . . . . . . . . . Baseball Player
Ojay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stalker/Murderer
Gulay . . . . . . . . . . . . . Singer/Entertainer
Ebay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Internet Czar
Biliray . . . . . . . . . . . . . Country Music Star
Ecksray . . . . . . . . . . . . Radiologist
Puray . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Blender Factory Owner
Regay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Half-Jamaican Brother
Tupay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . One With Bad Hair

Among the sisters:

Lattay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coffee Shop Owner
Bufay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 300 Pound Sister
Safpheway . . . . . . . . . . Grocery Store Owner
Ollay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Half-Mexican Sister
Gudlay . . . . . . . . . . . . . Prostitute
Oyvay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Complainer