shawn hirn

Its about time for me to head out to a holiday brunch party. I am
curious to see if the recipe I made last night goes over well at this
party. I hope you all have a nice holiday season and resolve to go
smokeless in 2010!

the big n

Say, that's exciting!! I can't even begin to imagine your bottled up
excitement and anticipation of the potential raves and hoopla over
your recipe.
Don't forget that imperative yuppie party attire of the obligatory
holiday crew neck sweater (I like the red, with the holly wreathes and
dancing reindeer), and the requisite elf's cap.
And by all means, keep your catch-phrases handy; "So then, what do you
want Santa to bring you?", Didja' get all your shopping done, yet'?,
"Oh my, who did your hair, Mr. Sebastian??" "Have you tried the
punch?"etc.

Keep that sniffer of yours in high gear Twinky and let us know if
anyone is carrying third hand smoke. If you detect more than two, I'd
suggest you bust up the "brunch party", release the fire alarm, and
evacuate the premises. Just try to keep your sniffing activity subtle.
You don't want to appear any more bizarre than you already are. And
remember, by all means, try hard to avoid sniffing around crotches and
derrières. LOL!

"Oooh ladies, try Troll Shane's delightful sables à la poche cookies
with his own special strawberry jelly and sardine filling!!"

Thanks for the straight lines Twinks, we can always depend on you.
Whadda fun guy

TBN - havin' some holiday fun

taylor anonymous

By smokeless you mean dipping? Dip is great, wish the had a group for
it on here Uh well, I smoke too.

shawn hirn

Smokeless tobacco consumption in public is fine by me as long as its
users don't spit. Spitting is disgusting and unsanitary. Other than
that, if the health risks associated with consuming smokeless tobacco
don't phase you, more power to you.

the big n

Oooh, such a fuddy-duddy.
Now you're an paranoid member of the spit police??
Wow!! Will the obsessions and neuroses never end? LOL!

Ironic that a dip like you would find your way back to this thread at
the mention of 'dip".

TBN - like shootin' fish in a barrel.