bill burney

(From Ed Wood's "Plan 9 From Outer Space")
"Criswell Predicts"

Criswell: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future,
for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in
the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The
unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we
are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful
day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret
testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal.
The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any
longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend,
can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?

Fearless Leader: Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of
the dead.

Bill: Plan B? Sorry, I don't know that one.

Bill "All you of Earth are idiots" Burney
(love that movie)