Top 10 Holidays I Don't Celebrate
10. International Crack Whore Day
9. Male Pattern Baldness Day
7. Great Aunt's Day
6. Put A Pie In Your Pants Day
5. Hemoglobin Awareness Day
4. Ringo Starr's Birthday
3. Masturbate In A Clown Suit Day
2. Hug An Agnostic Day
1. Argue About Things We Can Never Agree Upon Day
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