bigoak

And it was a Dirty bomb.

When I heard the knock at the front door, I thought it was one of the kids
friends coming down to play, so I let them see who it was. Pretty soon I
hear the scamper of little feet running towards my office, and the little
boy attached to those feet was yelling "you have a package dad". Now taking
the box from him I noticed that the return address was from one of our most
noted posters Raleigh Parks aka Afro aks Sheriff Bart aka Afro Cuban
All-star, so I figured it would be a somewhat benign,,, he's my friend
right? Well I cut open the box and BAM BOOM KAPOW there were Backwoods,
Phillies Titan's, Dutch Masters President's and Garcia y Vega English
Coronas attacking me from all angles, It was a scary mess. After I gathered
my wits and picked up the shrapnel, I noticed another bubble wrapped
surprise in the box. Opening this one ever so carefully I found that it too
was a bomb but not an evil bomb like the one before but one of the best
kind, filled with the most wonderful smokes you could lay your eyes on.

Thank You Buddy and remember

You called down the thunder,, well, you got it
So run Sheriff Bart, RUN!!,, tell the other Texans
That I'm comin, you hear me,,, I'M COMIN!!
and The Green Heros are commin with me.


BigOak

sheriff bart

Bwah ha ha ha ........ called down the thunder huh ?? Well, we shall
see.....

Afro


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sheriff bart

Ashcroft is a pu$$y !! I have a big bomb list and ain't scared to use it !!

Afro

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tim

Just watched this last week, what a flick.

btorvik2

Speaking of Ashcroft....here's an excerpt from an email I received from my son
who's just started clerking for the chief federal judge of District 8 (Minn).

"Recently read a hilarious article about Ashcraft and the PATRIOT ACT, where
he came out against the "hysteria" that people were stirring up about the
Act. In one paragraph, he pooh-poohed the expanded subpoena powers that
DOJ has under the act, saying that the subpoena's are still under the thumb
of "independent federal judges." And then he's got the balls, in the very
next paragraph, to campaign for a proposed amendment to the act that
will--you guessed it!--eliminate the judges from the process! Classic
doublespeak.

bernie..that's my boy
"Official ASC Shaman"

lee

On 9/22/03 11:13 AM, in article
20030922141326.28204.00000026@mb-m22.aol.com, "BTORVIK2" <btorvik2@aol.com>


The apple doesn't fall far from the tree <g> cool kid!

joe lavigne

In article <oJ6bb.1310$5M.32313@dfw-read.news.verio.net>,
raleigh@onramp.net says...


Speaking of that, Afro...

Thanks for the package you sent here. I assumed it was for the NSF, so
it is sitting in the cooler. Being such nice smokes, I'll only give one
per Newbie... ;-)

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sheriff bart

Not a problem Joe...I hope they enjoy them

Afro


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marc j. schneiderman

Triple speak it: remove the lawyers as well.
CigarBaron