stevie_j_v

....and by yummy you mean fried.

and by friends i mean they taste so yummy.

....and by fried you mean beer battered first.

and by batter he means smacked around and emotionally belittled.

....and by emotionally belittled he means telling a Budweiser he is nothing more than carbonated, colored water and that it will never ever be a real beer like a Guiness.

jamyfar

For which he was an aspiring spokes model

jamyfar

All of a sudden there was a knock at the back door. It was Duffman.

proudest_monkey

as a brightly colored van blared loud and thumping music

OOOooooOOOoo Yeahhhhhhhhh

"who in the hell is Duffman?" asked Bruce

jamyfar

DUFFMAN'S GONNA BRING A PARTY TO YA!!

OOOooooOOOoo Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!

Duffman and his entourage of bikini clad women (some of whom were cleverly disquised members of the Left Sock Ninja Clan who had infiltrated Duffman's crew) came pouring thru the door dragging a keg of that beautiful Duff stuff.