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19th May 07:37
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Check out this site:
http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtrav...ted-items.shtm Note that according to this page you cannot pack dynamite, grenades, or plastic explosives in either the carry-on or chacked luggage. Who knew? -John O |
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19th May 07:37
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I think it could be a great defense against middle-east hijackers.
"Well, Special Agent, I was chatting with my wife when a buncha wild-eyed Osama-types, jumped up from their seats and started waving nail clippers around whilst heading for the cock-pit door. All of a sudden, I thought 'ah-ha', reached into my carry-on, and pulled out a bag of pulled pork. I grabbed a big ol' fist-full out and confronted the mopes, who immediately dropped the clippers and fell to their knees weeping like scared virgins on their wedding night." Next days headlines: "PILOTS TO BE EQUIPPED WITH BBQ" -- Dave www.davebbq.com What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan |
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