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1 18th May 10:42
relaxin
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Look at that big line-up of cars, engines idling, gas wasting.
They're going to be late for work this fine morning. Are they in a
traffic jam caused by an accident? Are they at a gas station where
gas is under $3.50? Hell no, they're at Dunkin' Donuts with glazed
eyes, salivating at the thought of a glob of dough, sugar, and lard
that will add to the atherosclerotic plaque in their arteries, thereby
increasing their risks of stroke and heart attack, and raising my
medical insurance premiums. How can people be so stupid and
disgusting?
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2 18th May 10:42
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Let it all go, Jack. We who have no medical insurance are not worried
about your premiums now. In fact just yesterday on the way back from
Portland, i stopped and got me a Krispy Kreme hot off the rack. There
are so few 'sins' one can indulge in these days. But you can rest
assured that my engine never idled, i went inside and ordered. Your
premium should be dropping any day. Btw, i also smoked two extra
heavily-taxed cigarettes when i was done with my gooey delight because
i saw there was some roadwork that needed done, and more children
needing healthcare.

A simple thank you will do.
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3 18th May 10:42
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Look at the long line of rubber necking motorists wondering what the long
line is for... Slow down, look for the cause of something that doesn't
concern you in the slightest. If there is a car accident, are you upset
if you don't get to see blood?


Now you are making me all hungry...

Rubber necking morons like you cause and get into more accidents then
drivers who focus on what they are doing (driving). People like YOU raise
my auto insurance premiums. How can you be so stupid and disgusting?
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4 18th May 10:42
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It is easy-idiots come in all sizes. Get your glasses checked if you
think that all in line at a donut shop are fat people?

Do you think that some day you may wake up and find out you are a real
boy?

I doubt it, Peckerwood.

LV-posting from SSFA.

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

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5 18th May 10:42
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Not all of them are fat people.
Just stupid people.

Actually, jigaboo, I'm a spick.
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6 18th May 10:42
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Actually Peckerwood, you misspelled prick.

and yes you certainly are.

LV-posted in SSFA

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7 18th May 10:42
jerry sauk
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Where are you seeing this, dickhead? When Krispey Kreme was open in my area
I was ALWAYS was the only car in line.
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8 18th May 10:42
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That's cause you was doing laps around the building, bitch!

TFM®
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9 18th May 10:42
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That right jerry, everyone in the area knew your car and that after you
drove away Krispey Kreme would be out of donuts for next hour.

Robert
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10 18th May 10:42
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The one that's in your ear, ape?

In case you are a sheltered college student who is currently learning
the finer points of race relations in a safe sanitized classroom
setting, I have some news that will shake all your beliefs to the
core. Black people in America are the most racist group on the
planet. I know, I know, how can that be? Here you are,
new to an urban setting due to your recent enrollment in Liberal City
U. and right away you have been able to make two Black friends. Thank
you Lord for MTV, because you are now well equipped to easily slide
into their social structure with a high five and a shout out of
WAAASSSSUUUUPPPP!!!! And they take to you really quick as
well because of your diligent research into gangs, rap, and the Negro
plight.

But, and this is a big but, you are still the majority race and thus
the relationship bends easily in your favor. To test this theory of
how much your new black friends really admire you, suggest a sleepover
in their neighborhood. Get directions from Mapquest and offer to take
the subway to their crib. That's right, you will walk down the street
alone, preferably at night, into a majority black
neighborhood and see what shakes out.

Don't be discouraged if you get a brick blasted against your head and
discover that your theory of race equality was nothing more than a
dream. The evidence is all around us if you wish to take the time to
look. Blacks clamor for "Diversity" in a workplace setting where they
have no foothold. When they do dominate a field, they slam the doors
shut to White boys and girls. Look at rap. Do you see Ja Rule
or Fiddy Cent yelling, "YO! We need some more white dudes working
around here."

How about Basketball? In Larry Bird's memoirs, he recounts being
called a Cracker regularly. Who cares right? What if Bird was playing
against Charles Barkeley and said something like "Get the fuck out of
my lane you fat stupid Nigger!" Probably wouldn't fly, huh? Again,
the black players aren't whispering to the scouts that what they
really need in the next draft is some more white boys. They beat
Caucasians fair and square on those two fronts, but the trend is
telling. They kick and scream for Diversity, but once they get it they
do everything in their power to turn the situation completely Negro.
Our country is filled with exclusionary clubs, designed to keep Whitey
out. NAACP, BET, United Negro College Fund, Howard University, Black
Caucus, Black Journalists Association, Brotherhood of Black Police
Officers, etc, etc.

Make no mistake about it, there is a power grab going on and there
are plenty of white folk who have no qualms about hookin' a Brotha' up
by giving up the ship. Liberals, Suburbanites plagued by White guilt,
college students who just learned how to live outside of Mommy's nest,
and social workers are the biggest offenders. They bend over backwards
to see the Negro's plight without an inkling of reality of the Black
Agenda. But here's the slap in the face, when you suggest that a big
chunk of Harlem gets relocated to the lily white burbs, guess who
kicks and screams the loudest. That's right, the same pussies who
supposedly know what the right thing to do morally have all of a
sudden changed their minds when they see Roland and Wanda rolling up
their street with 14 kids and a case of malt liquor.
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