ima nigger

Jerry's dead brother is gonna go out and eat a baconater just to prove to
the rest of the world that the bacon ain't paper thin.

I gotta give Jerry's dead brother credit on this one. I tried to slice some
turkey pastrami (I know it's an oxymoron) paper thin using a cheap-ass
mandoline.

Now since I used to work for the department of redundancy department, I know
all about this kind of stuff.


I'm thinking the ghost of Jerry is right. Even with a cheap-ass mandoline,
slicing "meat" paper thin is might nigh impossible.
(Mighta been pushin' too hard)

I couldn't see through nary a slice, but I managed to chew my way through
most of them.