bill velek

I heard this today and thought some here might enjoy it. I hope I'm not
just repeating a joke that you've all heard already.

Three Irish gentlemen were talking about the best pubs in town. The
first one said that O'Malley's was the best because everyone always gets
their first drink for free.

The second man said that O'Reily's is the best because everyone gets
their first _TWO_ drinks for free.

The third man said that O'Briens was definitely the best, hands down,
because you can get _ALL_ of your drinks for free, you can stay as late
as you want, and if you get drunk, they'll put you in a nice bed and
even see that you 'get laid' (a colloquialism for 'have sex'). The
other two gentleman said that they really found that very hard to
believe, so the third gentleman said: "Well, I don't actually have any
first hand knowledge of that, but my sure sister does."

Cheers.

Bill Velek