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1 29th May 22:28
swagman
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George Bush's America the Beautiful


Oh beautiful for specious lies

And fake bin Laden tapes

For yellow-cake uranium

and evidence that's baked.

America, America

There's oil don't you see?

Though it's a sham,

I'll bomb Saddam

So there'll be more for me!

Oh beautiful for corporate crime

For Enron, Brown, and Root

For Gates and Lay and Uncle ****

God bless the Carlyle Group!

America, America

Your pensions have been spent

On drugs and clothes

For CEOs

You'll never see a cent.

Oh beautiful for PATRIOT Act

That makes dissenters fear

If they protest

Their false arrest

We'll lock them up for years.

America, America

With Bush you must agree

You'd best **** up

Or get locked up

For all eternity.

Oh beautiful for greenhouse gas

And glowing toxic waste

For Yucca Mountain 's majesty

And air that you can taste.

America, America

Who needs clean air or trees?

They'll be no snow

In Idaho

But check out Boise Beach!

Oh beautiful for deficit

It's bigger by the day

For joblessness and homelessness

And debts we cannot pay.

America, America

You'll need that SUV

When you've no bed

To rest your head

Fold down that big, back seat!

Oh beautiful for mushroom cloud

Spreading o'er the plain

But I'll be safe beneath the ground

While you're ****ing black rain.

America, America

I cannot tell a lie

Just buy duct tape

And plastic d****s

And kiss your ass good-bye!
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2 29th May 22:28
joel m. eichen d.d.s.
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Wow did you make this up all by yourself? I am so impressed .........
with the rhyming ......

Jeez I tried it three times already ... wait I'll get my piano
...........

Maybe I am using the wrong tune .... Its Springs**** right?

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3 29th May 22:30
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Try "The Horst Wessel Song".
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4 29th May 22:30
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The only tune in his head.
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5 29th May 22:30
joel m. eichen d.d.s.
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Good one!


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6 31st May 09:43
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Nah...it's a ( Bavarian) German beer hall Oompah song.


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7 31st May 09:45
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Good one!


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8 31st May 23:57
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Let's see. There are no WMDs and the WMDs will be used on us...


Are you saying nukes emit greenhouse gases?

I prefer George Carlin's version of "America the Beautiful":

| Oh beautiful for smoggy skies
| Insecticided grain
| For strip-mined mountains majesties
| Above the asphalt plain
| America, America! Man sheds his waste on thee
| And hides the pines with billboard signs
| From sea to oily sea

and, of course, "The Spring of Next Year":

| There will be a sweet taste in the air
| Of industrial waste in the air
| There'll be a sting
| In your eyes from the smog in the spring
| Of next year

....

| See the apple trees blooming
| As they're crushed into pulp
| There'll be smokestacks consuming
| Each available gulp
| That's inhalable

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