Healy on the wrong pitch
Ian Healy, the former Australian wicketkeeper, probably believes he has come
far, indeed further than anyone before him has, by claiming that banning
Muttiah Muralitharan from bowling his doosra does not go far enough - his
entire bowling action should be re-examined.
Healy obviously believes that the most "tested" test player in history has
not been tested enough. Or that those who did the testing were incompetents.
Healy says, "It's a bit of a shame, the public wants to know how the rest of
his action stands up."
Whenever someone finds it imperative to cower behind the generality of
things such as "the public", I tell myself, "this guy doesn't have the balls
to stand on his own two feet". What is this "public" made of? Racist
Aussies? Did Healy do a head count of public opinion before he appointed
himself as the spokesman for the public? Has he asked "the public" if it
wants all actions of all bowlers of all countries of all class also tested
to see if they "stand up"?
The truth is, Healy can't stomach the fact that Murali got to 520 before
Warne. Perhaps the fact that Murali is black has something to do with it as
well. We can't say for sure. But I would not give Healy the benefit of the
doubt. He's an Aussie. And many Australians, our cricketers will testify,
operate as though prejudice is their defining ethnic trait.
And who the hell is John Howard? Mother of all third umpires? No, he is not.
He is the prime minister of a country whose population is largely made up of
the descendents of illegal immigrants whose racism only just stopped short
of driving to extinction the native peoples of that continent.
For the record the way these people are treated by Howard's government, even
today, makes all these horror stories about Zimbabwean-style racism seem
rather hypocritical.
Stewart McGill, before he boycotted the Australian tour of Zimbabwe, ought
to have refused to play for Australia, a nation where racism is not just a
one-off Darrel Lehman kind of thing but an institutionalised fact!
Under the circumstances, I am astounded Ian Healy has not asked for a
re-examination of Australia's status as a civilised nation. Shameful, Ian,
shameful!
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