john leister

All done very tongue in cheek mind you

Women can get rid of leg hair without pretending that they do a
lot of cycling, swimming or any other sport that would require
aerodynamic legs.

Women absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being
suspect of their ***uality.

When women buy a ********, it's glamorous. When men buy a blow up
doll, it's pathetic.

Women can have partners that are years younger than them without
being called dirty old perverts.

Women can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder
excuses.

It's alright to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.

Women can cry to get out of speeding tickets.

Taxis stop for them.

They get drunk quicker and cheaper.

heidis mail

just as well you said it's tongue in cheek

john leister

Yes but of course.......