kadaitcha man

You never cease to be the perennial loser, Allan. That site regularly gets
1400+ hits a day, often peaking at 10,000 hits a week. You're going to be
famous, Allan. Especially now I've started spreading the word.

http://peanut-gallery.kadaitcha.cx/main.html#nemesissy

Come and meet Nemesissy, also known as Allan Ross, all-round pig-headed oaf.
With cabbages as his intellectual equals, he excels at spectacular
self-nukes, turning himself into piles of radioactive dust with every post.
You've probably seen blind-drunk old men with two left feet and only one leg
avoid fresh pools of warm vomit on the footpath with more skill and finesse
than Allan Ross has at avoiding the inevitable... yet another spectacular
self-nuke.

Now, Allan, you /might/ have a remote chance to commence the heavy task of
grasping at the notion of why you've been named Usenet's Utlimate ****wit.
It's all there for you and anyone else to read. In a day or so, the google
bot will have spidered the site and your name will be up in lights; the very
first link on google, everytime someone types in retard nemesissy, retard
nemesis, or retard Allan Ross. Try it for yourself, Allan...

http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&q=retard+zarathustra&btnG=Search

Take whatever enjoyment you can of the last moments of your over-weening
pride, Allan. Go to google and type in retard zarathustra. Have a laugh at
zarathustra's expense while you can. Everyone else will be laughing at your
expense soon enough.

Got any other keywords you'd like me to feed to google?

Come on, Allan, it's your show. Your 15 minutes of fame and 15 years of
ignominy are here at last. The moment you've been waiting for has arrived.

PS: Tell me, sweety pie, about all those florid, descriptive sentences and
exquisitely constructed mind images I create on the canvas of the collective
consciousness, you know, the one's you've been abysmally trying to dismiss
with your one word lames. You didn't think any of it was being written for
/your/ benefit, did you?