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Oscarita Trabanino came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and all the other
kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
Very good, said her Mother.
Is it because I'm the smartest indita? "Yes, it's because you're the
smartest indita," said the Mommy.
The next day oscarita "the indita" came skipping home from school. "
Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all all
the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G!
"Very Good," said her Mother.
Is it because I'm the smartest indita, Mommy?
"Yes it's because you're the smartest indita!
The following day oscarita came skipping home from school. "Mommy,
Mommy," she yelled, "we were in Gym class today, and when we showered
all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her
tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm "india", Mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 34."

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