Franko Pizza = El-Hassan = Abu-Alwafa
Saddam Hussein, curious to see how his newly implemented decree allowing
Iraqis to travel abroad for the first time in years heads down to the
passport office. Once there he joins the line. One after another the
passport seekers ahead of him insist that President Saddam take their place.
Very quickly he has moved to the head of the line and he is dealing with the
clerk. The clerk issues President Saddam his passport with lightning speed.
The president thanks the clerk, then turns around to discover that all those
in line behind him have vanished without a trace. Saddam turns back to the
clerk and asks what has happened. "Simple," says the clerk, "if you leave
Iraq, no one else has to."
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