*gods creator*

Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive shit!)

Why do the Christians Zombies enjoy having some guy
dressed in funny clothes, read their bible to them?


Some even carry their bibles with them to their
Sunday *Church Hypnotizing Rituals* (Illiterates!) ?

GOD'S CREATOR
...That was my only sin...
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Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...

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http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html

richard dawkins

Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.

jason brooks

Baptist preachers don't dress in funny clothes.

*gods - creator*

Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive shit!)

* ?? *GODS & DEMONS* ?? *

Only a stupid person could HATE an *imaginary entity*
called God, it does *NOT* exist!

*Christian Zombies HATE an *imaginary entity*
called Satan, it does *NOT* exist* either!

GOD'S CREATOR
...That was my only sin...
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Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...

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http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html

soul food

Into alt.atheism shot "Richard Dorkins" <Richard_Dawkins@Hell.com> and
breathlessly exclaimed:


Fixed.

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"If iron chariots make people immune to God (Judges 1:19), why do Christians drive cars?"

D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN

AA #2208

vernon

Well you might also if you found that you rejected God enough to have
Him cast you out.

Satan hates God.

Those who hate God are always uneducated.

drahcir

Sorry, I am not clear how a supposed inability to read the Bible
causes most Christians to carry it to church. Please <giggle> clarify,
citing precise cause and effect.

stormin mormon

Neither to LDS / Mormon preachers.

--

Christopher A. Young
Do good work.
It's longer in the short run
but shorter in the long run.
..
..


Baptist preachers don't dress in funny clothes.

stormin mormon

I think you can't spell "can't".

You also can't spell "damn".

Most of the Christians I know (and the ones I worship with each Sunday)
carry a Bible because there will be a Bible quote in class or services. And
they want to read along.

--

Christopher A. Young
Do good work.
It's longer in the short run
but shorter in the long run.
..
..


Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive shit!)

Why do the Christians Zombies enjoy having some guy
dressed in funny clothes, read their bible to them?


Some even carry their bibles with them to their
Sunday *Church Hypnotizing Rituals* (Illiterates!) ?

GOD'S CREATOR
...That was my only sin...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~

Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~
http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html

*gods - creator*

Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive shit!)

They need the guy on stage, (Usually dressed in funny clothing)
to tell them what their *beautiful Gods-Word* book is
saying...

The guy on stage then says; You have to be *ORDAINED*
to _completely_ understand it, along with having a vision
or two, and they _definitely_ cannot use their cell-phone to talk
to the *GOD-MAN*... Because he had tried it! (several times)

But, he says he "definitely heard a VOICE!" and proceeds
to explain (as best he could) that the voice *Message of The Day*
said... *It is BETTER to give, than to receive* and the VOICE
said he should help them with their giving, by GIVING them as
many collection plates as they need!

And he would _personally_ take their money and place it
in HIS _personal_ bank account! (After he helped the needy)

Since everyone knew he *needed* a place to do God-Work,
he used the money to purchase himself a home, and designed it
to look _exactly_ like the vision of heaven he once had.

GOD'S CREATOR
(That was my only sin)
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Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...

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