Taliban
Uitstekend Frik. (pardon the pun),
| Dear New South African Comrades, We all know that it is a sin for a
| Taliban male to see any woman naked other than his wife and that he
| must commit suicide if he does.
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| So, this Saturday at 4:00pm all women living in South Africa are
| asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out
| any neighbourhood terrorists.
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| Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
| effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
| their houses to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that
| they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to
| show support for all South African women. And since theTaliban also
| does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of castle beer at your
| side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
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| The South African Government appreciates your efforts to root
| outterrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
| activity. God Bless South-Africa!
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| IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
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