moira de swardt

The presence of a prostate is optional only for men. It seems my *** has no
use for them. Prostates, that is, not men.

Although men who fart and then consider the results to be an attractive part
of their ambiance are not generally highly sought after by the most eligible
of women once this characteristic is known. What amazes me is that very few
women discover this tendency in their loved one before marriage, even though
many of us had fathers who were inclined towards the same peculiarity.

Oh, you were referring to the garlic giving an attractive ambiance? I
wouldn't know. I eat so much of it myself that I can seldom detect it on
the body of another.

Perhaps that's yet another reason I'm not married.

Moira, the Faerie Godmother

peter h.m. brooks

It is strange what young love blinds, or conceals.

That is the proper amount.

Only if you've met the wrong men - or vampires.


--
The telephone current is a phenomenon of the ether, say the theorists. But
what is ether? No one knows. Sir Oliver Lodge has guessed that it is
"perhaps the only substantial thing in the material universe"; but no one
knows. - The History of the Telephone, Herbet Casson 1910