OT- Help for 50% of America
How do I insult thee, let me count the ways.
Okay, lets start with 49% of the voting population.
Of whats left, you've just added all women Republicans (figure about another
25% of the population), all those Republicans who go south of the border
(what happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico) and get Montezuma's Revenge (about
5%)
Man, the Fox network is gonna be on your ass. Thats another 1%.
I've seen those cholesterol sandwiches they eat. Another15%, no 14.. 13..
quick 10%. Those SOBs are having coronaries as I type this!
The cheese eating, zit faced bimbettes who's daddies couldn't get them into
an Ivy League school (they're in Blue states by the way) 'cause the Bush tax
break wasn't big enough. 3%.
Reality check here. Ain't no real Republicans in Taxachusetts. 0%
Good idea, save money on material, 'cause Dubya has now legalized using
radioactive and toxic waste to pave the new roads into our national forests
so the logging trucks can have a nice, smooth road.
By the way I figured it, you've insulted 93% of the nations voting base.
The rest are ignorant, illiterate evangelicals who are now forming your fan
club.
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Frank Reid
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