empee

I was about to jump in to bed when Firky said:

It's only a matter of time.

Quick, plead the Townsend !


You're not fooling anyone.
I know you copied all those Celine Dion avi's on there.

Ignore 'em.
They're just unborn chickens.
There's nothing to worry about until you can hear Hong Kong Phooey.
Trust me..

I'm always thinking of it.


As long as you follow the instructions on the label.
There are rumour of those hardcore-types who are using sans lubrication
but, hey, it's their funeral, right ?


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Empee.

Live - http://e.m.p.e.e.tripod.com/mpcam.htm
Dead - http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?empee

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firky

In alt.games.half-life.tfclassic a creature called Empee once said:

Time is all I have.

Or 3D!

Mmmmmm but she's hairy cos she's fronch.


I've passed the unborn chicken voices, and even Marvin the Paranoid Android,
all I can here is ****ing Lionel Blair and his ugly ****ing face.

Is that why you walk with your hands in your pockets?


The Japanese to English translation, yes.


It is indeed a danger, those buggers can combust with too much friction on
their rear lateral stroking crevice.

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http://www.oxygenkiosk.net
Listening to: Winamp stopped
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard

listy

And what you will do

With the little pink spiders on the chest?


Its when he stops tap dancing and begins serenading you gotta run


Normally its my pockets his hands are in but I'll let it slide this time Mmmmmmmm, slippery

Its actually English, I was just very drunk when I wrote those instructions.


Its so expensive when your Big End goes.

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Listy: Becoming a a cult

Spot the typo...

firky

In alt.fan.firked a creature called Listy once said:


I`ll come up with a plan.


*Subsitute* for Townsend.


They're to stop the flies.

Serenading is OK as long as it's not by Lionel Blair. Paul Daniels, yes. Lionel Blair, no.


But your pockets are so deep and his arms are so small, he poses no threat or pleasure.

That explains the writing that looks like my local Chinese, The Sunhouse.


Thankfully there's always a trusty mechanic to lend a hand.

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http://www.oxygenkiosk.net
Listening to: dj shadow and cut chemist - Numark
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard

empee

I was about to jump in to bed when Firky said:


You have to have a plan.

You'd better.


From entering her mouth ?


I, for one, can't wait 'til the ****er stops tap dancing, permanently.
And why didn't Daniels **** off after the '97 election like he promised
he would ? What will it take FFS ?

I have a big [beef]heart.

And the line that says 'hold upright, directing away from face.'


Or a large tool.
For a small fee.

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Empee.

Live - http://e.m.p.e.e.tripod.com/mpcam.htm
Dead - http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?empee

Etc.
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YM: e_m_p_e_e | ICQ: 26739748
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E & OE.