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1. What is a chod smoker?

A chod smoker is a loser who uses the Linux operating system and can't
understand why he doesn't get any.

2. What is Linux?

of spyware and viruses in it.

3. I wanted to be a chod smoker, but Linux crashed my computer and erased
my hard drive? What do I do?

You should use Chodsoft Backup and Recovery Tool. But that costs money,
and Linux chod smokers think that for some reason it's morally wrong to
buy software.

4. Is Chodder Cheese good for my health?

Chodder Cheese causes your trishitlerides to rise and your cumlesterol to
go bust. It is not recommended in large amounts, use moderation.

5. How do Linux people make money?

Linux people get their primary source of income from metal detectors and
live on an ultra-tight budget in their parents' basement.

6. Do Linux people get laid?

A crack team of researchers once investigated this. There are two studies
with two different results, and no conclusive correlation has been reached
by the acumdemic cummunity.

7. What distributions are there for Linux?

Chod Hat Linux
Chodware Linux
Choddora Core Linux
Choddrake Linux
Chod Dr. Seuss Linux
and MORE!!!!

All conform to the PUSIX standard.

8. Copyright Policy

This document is copyrighted by the Boobless Industry Association of
America under the Goatfucker General Pubic License. All writes
reserved. Any piracy will result in collusion and extortion by our Secret
Cum Police.

chrisv

*plonk*

7

Users say - Pista sucks.

Vista / Pista who cares?

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+******************Edition:*21*-*9/24/06******************+
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+************Sponsored*by*Micoshaft*Corporation*** ********+
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Welcome to the Windopz De-Pistification FAQette.

WoW that was a mouthful wasn't it boys and girls?!

Have you De-Pistified your PC?

Let me explain:

You bought vista crap from our sponsor micoshaft corporation
and you realize after hours of reboots and re-installs
that our sponsor micoshaft has taken the piss out of you. So you
decide that this vista Pista is not for you.
Now you want to de-install Pista but expee takes up even
more hours and all your driver
diskettes are mislaid/lost and application cds are fscked
because your dog has been shagging it for some time, etc, etc, etc.
Oh Smuck is me you cry out in vain as your PC craps out on you
leaving you with nothing despite you having paid truck loads of money.

Then light at the end of the tunnel appears in the form
of Linux. Now you get angry and use Linux in anger to recover
you data. RAAAAARRRrrrr... you growl through into the night
recovering data, learning GNU/Linux and by midnight all your
work is done, your computers are working, you learned many
things and Linux with Beryl is the king. You can sleep in peace
knowing Linux is your friend and share your dreams
with others...

*Get*Linux*here...
*http://www.livecdlist.com
*http://www.distrowatch.com

*For*Beryl,*downloaded*latest*release
*of*Ubuntu*(Feisty*Fawn)...

*Install*Beryl*using*the*guide*from*here...
http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,13...x/article.html

*And*so*WoW,*after*a few cut and paste operations
*you*have*Beryl*up*and*running*on*your*PC!!!
**
All that remains is now for you to stick the De-Pistification
Inventory label on your PC to complete the job...

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+*****************Windopz*De-Pistified*PC*****************+
+*******************OS:*Ubuntu*+*Beryl************ ********+
+******************Edition:*21*-*9/24/06******************+
+*******************SN:*69*68*69*96*69************ ********+
+************************************************* ********+
+*******Copyright*(c)*2006*Pista*Removal*Reality*T eam*****+
+****************Released*Under*GPL*3*License***** ********+
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Be sure to come back for more in the next installation
of Micoshaft Pista Removal FAQ and Primer - Edition 22.


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Warning:
*This*post*is*incompatible*with*Micoshaft*Pista*Ho me*Edition

Reason:
*This*post*was*sent*from*a Free GNU/Linux*Virtual*PC*(BWAHAHAHA!!!)*however
*Micoshaft*Corporation*Pista*Homo*Edition*does*not *support
*PC*Virtualisation*despite*you*paying*(Oh*Dear!)