More on Legends
3 slaps in total, I believe, and mostly....:-
Yes, I was in a short and sweet mood last night. Why? Because of the 20%
sale we're having at work at the moment.
'Isn't there 20% off that?' says customer.
'No,' uttereth I, 'that's already on special.'
'Well,' snootily declares customer, 'it doesn't say that!'
'If you look at the two big banners we have just there as you enter the
store, you'll see it excludes "existing special offers" amongst other
things,' I kindly and courteously point out.
'But this doesn't say it's a special!' customer victoriously declares.
'Well, it is obvious. As you can see, it says this is the recommend retail
price, and this is 'Our Price', and it says 'great read, great price'
indicating it's a special offer or reduction,' I politely inform customer,
pointing at the relevant parts of the sticker as I gently guide the customer
through the delicacies of this apparently difficult sticker.
'Well, that's just tricky isn't it! Sly!' mutters customer, starting to
quietly step away from the counter.
'Well, no it's not tricky at all, it's quite obvious that this book has been
reduced from the full retail price, so there's no further reduction'. I
politely, but firmly maintain, as the customer drifts back into the
obscurity of the store.
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