26th February 13:45
Happy Xmas (have flower)
Just a quick post to wish all here a very happy Xmas and a great 2004 with
loads of pest free gardening.
For a quick Xmas chuckle I have pinched these from another group
Furrow: Horizontal line on forehead of gardener.
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants
operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide
healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds, and animals.
Hose: Crude, but effective and totally safe, type of scythe
towed through gardens to flatten flower beds and level
Nursery: The only known place where money grows on trees. (I wish.)
Perennial: Any plant which had it lived would have bloomed
year after year.
Henry Beard and Roy McKie
from Gardening: A Gardener's Dictionary
***2004 catalogue now available***