the puppy wizard

"zxcvbob" <zxcvbob@charter.net> wrote in message news:2ov56fFeto1gU1@uni-berlin.de...

He may bark some...

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.


"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."
Lynn K. ---------------------------------

"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.

"I know this is a hard subject to bring up without starting the
whole cruelty thread again so I'll state my opinion once and
won't defend it further: any method can be cruel for some
dogs.

Even the slightest punishment was wrong for Cubbe at the
beginning, but w e'vecomealongwaysincethen.Shetrusts
us now as I mentioned in a recent post. Point is, she's been
rewarded for coming, but she's never been punished, even in
the mildest way, for not coming.

Is it time for that?

What might I look for to tell?"
"Julia Altshuler" <jaltshuler@comcast.net> wrote in message news:McYnb.45145$ao4.106231@attbi_s51...


"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"

THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES and ASYLUM ESCAPEES.


Or step on IT:
"BethF" <beth@NOT-SO-bad-dawgs-in-ak.com>
wrote in message news:v4r8kkfr257e1a@corp.supernews.com...


Right. You need a ceiling beam or a tree limb or
a regular door will work. But not a garage door:

"The Koehler Method of Dog Training (1962).
New York: Howell Book Book House(p. 52-53)."

Hanging

"First, the trainer makes certain that the collar and leash
are more than adequate for any jerk or strain that the
dog's most frantic actions could cause. Then he starts
to work the dog deliberately and fairly to the point where
the dog makes his grab. Before the teeth have reached
their target, the dog, weight permitting, is jerked from
the ground.

As in coping with some of the afore-mentioned problems
the dog is suspended in mid-air.

However, to let the biting dog recover his footing while
he still had the strength to renew the attack would be
cruelty. The only justifiable course is to hold him
suspended until he has neither the strength nor
inclination to renew the fight. When finally it is obvious
that he is physically incapable of expressing his
resentment and is lowered to the ground, he will
probably stagger loop-legged for a few steps,
vomit once or twice, and roll over on his side.

The sight of a dog lying, thick-tongued, on his side,
is not pleasant, but do not let it alarm you


Right. Like HOWE a dog lover would.

Paxil Princess psychoclown wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more
sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist! Eventually, the
dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your
thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear," lying frosty dahl.


"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently as
possible. What does this mean?

When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"Courteous Canines"

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will
Seem Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe.
This Is A Normal Reaction The First Few
Times It Happens, But You'll Get Over It."
mike duforth, author: "Courteous Canine."


You could call the owner and settle for less
than the dog catcher's fee and you'll both be better off.

Or bark, too:

"The Koehler Method of Dog Training"
Howell Book House," 1996 William Koehler

BARKING, WHINING, HOWLING,
YODELING, SCREAMING, AND WAILING

The fact that you realize you have such a problem makes it
certain you have "reproved" the dog often enough to let him
know you were against his sound effects, even though your
reproving didn't quiet them, so we'll bypass the loudly
clapped hands, the cup of water in his face, and the
"shame-shames" and start with something more emphatic.

We'll begin with the easiest kind of vocalist to correct: the
one that charges gates, fences, doors, and windows, barking
furiously at familiar or imaginary people and objects. A few
clusters of BBs from a good slingshot, in conjunction with the
light line and plenty of temptations, will cause such a dog to
use his mind rather than his mouth.

But you won't make the permanent impression unless you
supply dozens of opportunities for him to exercise the control
he thus acquires. Make sure these opportunities don't always
come at the same time of the day, else he may learn to observe
the "quiet hour" and pursue his old routines at other times.

With the help of the light line, it will be easy to follow the
BBs with a long down to make sure he gets the most from his
lesson. As was mentioned before, eliminating the senseless
barking will not lessen the dog's value as a watchdog but
rather, as he grows more discriminating, increase it.

The dog who vocalizes in bratty protest or lonesomeness
because you're gone constitutes a different problem. If it is
impractical for someone to stay with him constantly (there are
owners who cater to neurosis by employing dog sitters), you'll
have to heed the neighbors and the law and quiet the dog. This
calls for a little ingenuity as well as a heavy hand.

Attach a line to your dog's collar, so your corrective effort
doesn't turn into a footrace around the house until you reach
a stalemate under the bed. This use of the line in the
correction will also serve to establish it as a reminder to be
quiet as the dog drags it around when you're not present.
Next, equip yourself with a man's leather belt or a strap
heavy enough to give your particular dog a good tanning.

Yup-we're going to strike him. Real hard. Remember,
you're dealing with a dog who knows he should be quiet and
neighbors who have legal rights to see that he does.

Now leave, and let your fading footsteps tell the dog of your
going. When you've walked to a point where he'll think you're
gone but where you could hear any noises he might make, stop
and listen. If you find a comfortable waiting place on a
nearby porch, be careful not to talk or laugh. Tests show a
dog's hearing to be many times as sharp as yours.

When the noise comes, instead of trying to sneak up to the
door so you can barge in while he's still barking, which is
generally impossible, respond to his first sound with an
emphatic bellow of "out," and keep on bellowing as you charge
back to his area.

Thunder through the door or gate, snatch up the belt that
you've conveniently placed, and descend on him. He'll have no
chance to dodge if you grab the line and reel him in until
his front feet are raised off the floor or, if he's a big dog,
until you've snubbed him up with a hitch on something. While
he's held in close, lay the strap vigorously against his
thighs.

Keep pouring it on him until he thinks it's the bitter end. A
real whaling now may cut down somewhat on the number of repeat
performances that will be necessary.

When you're finished and the dog is convinced that he is, put
him on a long down to think things over while you catch your
breath. After fif**** or twenty minutes, release him from the
stay and leave the area again.

So that you won't feel remorseful, reflect on the truth that a
great percentage of the barkers who are given away to "good
homes" end up in the kindly black box with the sweet smell.
Personally, I've always felt that it's even better to spank
children, even if they "cry out," than to "put them to sleep."

You might have a long wait on that comfortable porch before
your dog starts broadcasting again. When he does, let your
long range bellow tie the consequent correction to his first
sound and repeat the spanking, if anything emphasizing it a
bit more.

It might be necessary to spend a Saturday or another day off
so that you'll have time to follow through sufficiently. When
you have a full day, you will be able to convince him each
yelp will have a bad consequence, and the consistency will
make your job easier. If he gets away with his concert part of
the time, he'll be apt to gamble on your inconsistency.

After a half dozen corrections, "the reason and the
correction" will be tied in close enough association so that
you can move in on him without the preliminary bellowing of
"out." From then on, it's just a case of laying for the dog
and supplying enough bad consequences of his noise so he'll no
longer feel like gambling.

Occasionally, there is a dog who seems to sense that you're
hiding nearby and will utter no sound. He also seems to sense
when you have really gone away, at least according to the
neighbors. Maybe his sensing actually amounts to close
observation. He could be watching and listening for the signs
of your actual going.

Make a convincing operation of leaving, even if it requires
changing clothes and being unusually noisy as you slam the
doors on the family car and drive away. Arrange with a friend
to trade cars a block or two from your house so you can come
back and park within earshot without a single familiar sound
to tell the dog you've returned. A few of these car changes
are generally enough to fool the most alert dog.

Whether your dog believes you are gone anytime
you step out of the house or requires the production
of changing clothes and driving off, keep working
until even your neighbors admit the dog has reformed.

If there has been a long history of barking and whining,
it sometimes requires a lot of work to make a dog be
quiet when you're not around, so give the above method
an honest try before you presume your dog requires a more severe correction.

"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter." Lynn K.
Baghdad Bob <Baghdadbob> wrote in message
news:<04591a2c5d469ef78d35c89ed4ed58f7@TeraNews>.. .


Here's 2 from the same person:

"You Lying Sack Of Dung.When Have I Ever Said
Anything About Using A Prong Collar, Or Any Collar
Correction At All, To Make Dogs Friendly To House
Cats? Don't bother. The answer is never," lying "I
LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn writes about kats and dogs:

"This Article Is Something We've Put Together
For SF GSD Rescue

From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosmakos@home.com)
Subject: Re: I have a dog he has cats
Date: 1999/11/20 ginger57@my-deja.com wrote:


Okay - this is going to be a bit loooong - Lynn K.

"Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog. Don't
forget to put the muzzle on the dog. I think a prong works
better than a choke with less chance of injury to the dog in
this situation.

Electronics can be used to create an aversion to cats, but
should be used under the direction of a trainer who knows how
to instruct the owner in their proper use. Electronics can
take the form of shock, sonic or citronella collars. At that
time the owner will train with electronics instead of food or
whatever other reward system was being used."

8) Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog.
Don't forget to put the muzzle on the dog. I think a prong
works better than a choke with less chance of injury to the
dog in this situation. Have the dog in a sit-stay next to
you with most of the slack out of the leash and let the cat
walk through the room and up to the dog if it wishes (this is
why you have the dog muzzled).

If the dog makes an aggressive move towards the
cat, it must be corrected strongly with both your
voice and the collar.

This is important - the correction must be physically
very strong - not a nag. (PS: not many dogs need
to be corrected at all)."


Of curse. The Amazing Puppy Wizard CONsulted
a couple of E***PERTS in their field...


Of curse, you KNOW The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's gonna have all the answers.

Meanwhile, here's HOWE the E***PERTS view it:

"Stealing Dogs, Gang Banging Whores" - By haggerty / maida

From: Bob631 (bob631@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Abuse? Date: 1996/07/13
In article <zobkiw-1207962243140001@beethoven.triplesoft.com>,
zobkiw@triplesoft.com (Joe Zobkiw) writes:

Have someone steal the dog out of the
yard and place it out of state.

Don't get caught.

Bob Maida

From: Bob631 (bob631@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Abuse? Date: 1996/07/15
In article <4s8evu$5qn@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, page-usa@ix.netcom.com(Ken M.) writes:


Some of you have never heard of a trainer/breeder or
fancier suggesting stealing a dog, however, you have
never heard me speak to my clients.

I have a handful (small Handful) of times suggested to
people to steal a dog that had been obviously abused
and mistreated.

About four years ago I considered stealing a dog that
Animal Care and Control would do nothing about and
the dog was obviously mistreated and neglected.

I stupidly listened to someone who said that I shouldn't
steal the dog.

======================

So much for HOWER good captain haggerty's graduate
student / affiliate's ETHICS...

Seems stealin ain't really in booby's NATURE cause
he's a COWARD, a DOG ABUSER, and a LIAR.

He's not even honest enough to steal when he feels
it's JUSTIFIED... to save the life of an innocent victim.

Where does booby get such assinine ideas from?:

"I FIRMLY STAND BEHIND BOB'S ADVICE "STEAL
THE DOG, DON'T GET CAUGHT".

YOU WILL SLEEP BETTER.

Sincerely,
Babette Haggerty (guest user Suopie@aol.com)
P.S. None of the dogs I have right now are hot.
West Palm Beach, FL

====================


HOWEDY People,

Here's HOWER good captain's dog training
school graduate booby maida, when he called
The Puppy Wizard to beg HIM not to criticize
his training advice.

The Puppy Wizard advised captain haggerty's
student / associate that HE would NOT criticize
his postings so long as booby's INFORMATION
was IMPECCABLE and above reproach:

------------------------------------------------------------------

This "Red Ribbon Webring" site is owned by: CAPTAIN HAGGERTY

------------------------------------------------------------------

AFFILIATES/Links:
International Association of Canine Professionals (IACP)
Bob Maida Presidential Dog Training
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From: Bob Maida (bob631@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Need Advice About Jumping (ninnyboy)

Date: 2001-02-16 12:00:41 PST

Laura,

Better off to totally ignore him. Don't give him the attention
and conflict he craves. His mother was a prostitute and had no
time for him. Father?? --Unknown.

They say he was part of a migrant worker gang
bang in the Fla orchids.

He is under house arrest (this is why no one has ever met him)
for molesting children at Disney World. Someone here needs
to find out the name of his probation officer and report his
online harassing.

Bob Maida
Dog Training/Problem Counseling since 1969
Herndon, Virginia
Adopt/Foster one until there are none

====================

From: babette@haggertydog.com (babette@haggertydog.com)

Subject: Re: Experiences/Info on Collie-Wolf Mixes?
They won't respond to FORCE and ABUSE, no matter
HOWE ''FAIR'' you THINK you are being...

Date: 2000/03/25

I just got on this list for the first time less than five minutes
ago.

NOW I KNOW why I have heard about Jerry Howe!

He is that ASS that has his head there too but NO ONE
in Orlando - NOT TRAINERS NOR DOG OWNERS
NOR VETS have heard of him !!!

He can speak of his experience with hybrids because
it is limited to NONE!

I can say that because NO ONE has ever heard of him.

Can't seem to find ANYONE in ORLANDO who knows him.

Unlike Jerry, I research before I speak falsely, like he has
spoken of Bob. Not only is he an ass but he can't spell - it
is BOB not Boob - that is what old people would call Jerry.

Spent a week with Bob, he trains with lots of positive
reinforcement and seems that everyone I talk to in
Northern Virginia, including the Reagans (Nancy and
Ron) are really happy with him.

Can't say the same for Jerry -
NO ONE in ORLANDO knows him!!!!!!!!!!!!

Babette Haggerty

=========================

Seems babette FORGOT:

From: Suopie (suopie@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Venting my anger
Date: 1997/08/15

The best thing to do is call the local Animal Care and Control.
<snip>

Babette Haggerty
Dog Trainer
North Palm Beach, FL

From: babette@haggertydog.com (babette@haggertydog.com)
Subject: Re: Creating A New and Moderated Newsgroup???
Date: 2000/03/25

Oh Come on Bob,

I just got on this list and this guy is hysterical!

He is funny as hell!

What a raving loon!!

Look at the time that he is on the list. The middle of
the day for hours and hours - this is busy season for
dog trianing in Florida - OBVIOUSLY he doesn't have
any dogs to train. Bbaette Haggerty

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ego, fear, hate, arrogance, disbelief, jealousy,
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It's the perfect fusion of The Word...,
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It's time for the dog training industry and
the universities who TEACH "behaviorists"
to DEFEND THEIR METHODS against 100%
NEAR INSTANT TOTAL SUCCESS as PROVEN
by the C-HOWENTLESS NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Student's REPORTS,
after they've "TRIED ALL OTHER METHODS
and FAILED".

"The thinking that got us into this mess
will be insufficient to get us out of it." --Albert Einstein

All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer

"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.

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