weezer

Someone discussed the possibility of Ozzy being knighted at some point
in the future. I don't see that happening. If it had not been for Black
Sabbath's half-assed use of phony Satan worshipping, they wouldn't have
been able to sell out an outhouse.

I was very disturbed at the following quote from Ozzy Osbourne, as
well;

"I jacked off in my own mother's face right before I fist-****ed her."

This is hardly knighthood material.

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darth dilligaf

The whole knighthood thing is just bullshit anymore, if they will knight
faggots such as Ian McKellan then they will knight anyone or anything.

raddion

If they give you a cool suit of armor, its still worth it. Ozzy should cool
it and collect his prize.


Raddion

weezer

P.S. - Ozzy did NOT really say "I jacked off in my own mother's face
right before I fist-****ed her."

I just made that up because I was in a really pissed off hateful mood.
I'm even more suicidal during the holidays than the other parts of the
year.

The truth is, I have "Blizzard Of Oz" in my stereo and I am listening
to "Suicide Solution" as I write this.

I don't hate Ozzy, I hate the planet Earth.

If Earth was created by God, I would like to kill God. If Earth was
created by "The Big Bang", I would like to kill "The Big Banger".

dt lemons 1900

I think everyone knew that he did not say that.


Listen to more Sabbath and it will turn your life around. Ozzy can free you
of all the negativity you feel.

raddion

And Slayer can enhance all the hate you feel!!!

dt lemons 1900

This is very true!! Nothing like Slayer to get you in the people killing
mood. I don't think any band does it as good!

weezer

Slayer is the real thing.

The truth has been spoken.

P.S. - Is there a Slayer group I could go **** with?

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wereoboy

Go Ozzy! :-)

brutalnoodle

What do you know of Slayer?