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1 14th April 04:29
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5 years, is it? You still don't know what those three letters mean?

Saying "You're on drugs" is the best you can do, James. That's a PKB when
you say someone else is lame for doing the same thing you do.


My little fan boy. How disgustingly sweet.

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I don't do drugs, Jason. You do. Therefore no PKB. _- -_
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Care to put your money where your mouth is? I'll wager anything you'd
like, against anything you'd care to lose.

All you have to do is pay for a drug test. Coward.


No, dildo. This has nothing to do with doing drugs. It has to do with you
calling someone lame for saying the same thing you say.

Maybe you can Google the phrase "Pot-kettle-black" and do a little
reading on the subject?

Hint: it doesn't have anything to do with pot.

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You've already admitted to doing drugs with skanky hookers. There's no wager
unless you're willing to pay up now.

But you do use drugs and have admitted to taking them.

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5 15th April 11:22
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You keep saying I "do" drugs. Yet you won't back your words.

Do you have trouble with past tense, present tense?

What does that have to do with your silly PKB, backpedaller?


Then you'll have no problem winning this drug test bet, eh?

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6 15th April 11:22
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:"subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in :news:_v6dnf3DF5SfCgLeRVn-vw@rogers.com: :
:> "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III" <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com>
:> wrote in message news:Xns972BDA5F56E9F12345666@207.14.113.17...
:>> "subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in
:>> news:a92dnRTg7ICvEgLeRVn-sQ@rogers.com:
:>>
:>> > "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III" <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com>
:>> > wrote in message news:Xns972BD8004870D12345666@207.14.113.17...
:>> >> "subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in
:>> >> news:7t2dnUSsRsNz4ALeRVn-hg@rogers.com:
:>> >>
:>> >> > "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III"
:>> >> > <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote in message
:>> >> > news:Xns972BBC3D840E712345666@207.14.113.17...
:>> >> >> "subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in
:>> >> >> news:a5udnZN2pOC3zALenZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@rogers.com:
:>> >> >>
:>> >> >> > "...You're on drugs!" Is that the best
:>> >> >> > you can do?
:>> >> >>
:>> >> >> PKB.
:>> >> >
:>> >> > Unlikely.
:>> >>
:>> >>
:>> >> 5 years, is it? You still don't know what those three letters
:>> >> mean?
:>> >>
:>> >> Saying "You're on drugs" is the best you can do, James. That's a
:>> >> PKB when you say someone else is lame for doing the same thing you
:>> >> do.
:>> >
:>> > I don't do drugs, Jason. You do.
:>>
:>> Care to put your money where your mouth is? I'll wager anything you'd
:>> like, against anything you'd care to lose.
:>>
:>> All you have to do is pay for a drug test. Coward.
:>
:> You've already admitted to doing drugs with skanky hookers. There's no
:> wager unless you're willing to pay up now.
:
:You keep saying I "do" drugs. Yet you won't back your words.

Are you ****ing blind?

-----reposting Jason's autospank again-----
From: Tupac Chopra <master@mason.snuh>
<Xns95397A2B99FF8spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>
I heard a good one about Gibby of the Surfers, after he cut that track
with Ministry. As several people have noted, when Gibby came back from
Chicago, he was doing every drug he could get his hands on, all the time.

So, the kid says he went to some dope house or another, I guess in Texas.
As he was coming in, he says, someone stood up and blew the biggest cloud
of crack smoke he had ever seen in his life and walked out. And this kid
has probably seen a few. The exhaler was of course, Gibby.


I had a pot and acid dealer I worked with in Baton Rouge. He was bi, and
he sold to skinheads. He was a weird chap. Anyway, he gets a call "HR
from Bad Brains is in town, and he wants some pot."

Well, send him over...

So HR comes, and, we'll call him "Bob", puts down a QP or whatever in
front of him. "Help yourself, man".

HR rolled grabbed a huge handful and threw it into a piece of newspaper.
Rolled it up into a cone, and smoked the whole thing. Then he left
without ever saying a word.

A few years later, I saw HR in New Orleans, so I related the tale to him
and asked him about it.

He STILL didn't say a single word. I still don't know if he doesn't talk
to white people, or if he was on acid. ---------------------------------------------
<Xns9559A2E40E75spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17 >
"Everyone who's anyone knows I was a rather notorious acid
and pot dealer myself, at one time. I had a good deal of Baton Rouge
tripping their asses off. But that was nearly 20 years ago." --------------------------------------------
"King of Brawl Hall" <master@mason.snuh>
<Xns96106909D63D1spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>
"I've only done coke with an escort I had in L.A. that did couples. She
tittered "Someone just gave me an ounce of coke", and dumped about 5 grams
on the coffee table."

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7 15th April 11:23
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I take it that's a "no".


A cheap coward, I'm sure.

I must be, James. Because all I see is you posting very old stuff, and
claiming I "do drugs".

Not "did drugs". Not "have done drugs".

However, there is the slight possibility that I'm not blind, and you're merely stupid.


Very good James. You've worked out 'past tense'.

Now, please explain how that translates into 'present tense', and why
you're so scared to make a simple bet with me?

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:"subRoutinč@s!0.0^7ii" <s007ii@vxsubroutine.ca> wrote in :news:kq7vp11v8dvsn7gq3cj3v3c1648lnai1bi@4ax.com: :
:> On 14 Dec 2005 04:04:10 GMT, in alt.flame "Ralph Waldo Emerson
:> Winchester, III" <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
:>
:>:"subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in
:>:news:_v6dnf3DF5SfCgLeRVn-vw@rogers.com:
:>:
:>:> "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III" <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com>
:>:> wrote in message news:Xns972BDA5F56E9F12345666@207.14.113.17...
:>:>> "subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in
:>:>> news:a92dnRTg7ICvEgLeRVn-sQ@rogers.com:
:>:>>
:>:>> > "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III" <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com>
:>:>> > wrote in message news:Xns972BD8004870D12345666@207.14.113.17...
:>:>> >> "subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in
:>:>> >> news:7t2dnUSsRsNz4ALeRVn-hg@rogers.com:
:>:>> >>
:>:>> >> > "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III"
:>:>> >> > <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote in message
:>:>> >> > news:Xns972BBC3D840E712345666@207.14.113.17...
:>:>> >> >> "subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in
:>:>> >> >> news:a5udnZN2pOC3zALenZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@rogers.com:
:>:>> >> >>
:>:>> >> >> > "...You're on drugs!" Is that the best
:>:>> >> >> > you can do?
:>:>> >> >>
:>:>> >> >> PKB.
:>:>> >> >
:>:>> >> > Unlikely.
:>:>> >>
:>:>> >>
:>:>> >> 5 years, is it? You still don't know what those three letters
:>:>> >> mean?
:>:>> >>
:>:>> >> Saying "You're on drugs" is the best you can do, James. That's a
:>:>> >> PKB when you say someone else is lame for doing the same thing
:>:>> >> you do.
:>:>> >
:>:>> > I don't do drugs, Jason. You do.
:>:>>
:>:>> Care to put your money where your mouth is?
:
:I take it that's a "no".

Why are you responding to your own lame mess? Do you not know how attribs work?
:>:>> I'll wager anything
:>:>> you'd like, against anything you'd care to lose.
:
:Scared.

Again. Jason demonstrates the mark of a lonely loser by chattering nervously
aloud to himself.
:>:>> All you have to do is pay for a drug test. Coward.
:
:A cheap coward, I'm sure.

This is getting creepy. I predict the two of him will have this conversation for
a little while longer...
:>:> You've already admitted to doing drugs with skanky hookers. There's
:>:> no wager unless you're willing to pay up now.
:>:
:>:You keep saying I "do" drugs. Yet you won't back your words.
:>
:> Are you ****ing blind?
:
:I must be, James. Because all I see is you posting very old stuff, and
:claiming I "do drugs".
:
:Not "did drugs". Not "have done drugs".
:
:However, there is the slight possibility that I'm not blind, and you're
:merely stupid.

And you talking to yourself above resolves this issue, you ****ing flake? :
:> -----reposting Jason's autospank again-----
:>
:> From: Tupac Chopra <master@mason.snuh>
:> <Xns95397A2B99FF8spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>
:> I heard a good one about Gibby of the Surfers, after he cut that track
:> with Ministry. As several people have noted, when Gibby came back from
:> Chicago, he was doing every drug he could get his hands on, all the
:> time.
:>
:> So, the kid says he went to some dope house or another, I guess in
:> Texas. As he was coming in, he says, someone stood up and blew the
:> biggest cloud of crack smoke he had ever seen in his life and walked
:> out. And this kid has probably seen a few. The exhaler was of course,
:> Gibby.
:>
:>
:> I had a pot and acid dealer I worked with in Baton Rouge. He was bi,
:> and he sold to skinheads. He was a weird chap. Anyway, he gets a call
:> "HR from Bad Brains is in town, and he wants some pot."
:>
:> Well, send him over...
:>
:> So HR comes, and, we'll call him "Bob", puts down a QP or whatever in
:> front of him. "Help yourself, man".
:>
:> HR rolled grabbed a huge handful and threw it into a piece of
:> newspaper. Rolled it up into a cone, and smoked the whole thing. Then
:> he left without ever saying a word.
:>
:> A few years later, I saw HR in New Orleans, so I related the tale to
:> him and asked him about it.
:>
:> He STILL didn't say a single word. I still don't know if he doesn't
:> talk to white people, or if he was on acid.
:> ---------------------------------------------
:>
:> <Xns9559A2E40E75spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17 >
:> "Everyone who's anyone knows I was a rather notorious acid
:> and pot dealer myself, at one time. I had a good deal of Baton Rouge
:> tripping their asses off. But that was nearly 20 years ago."
:>
:> --------------------------------------------
:>
:> "King of Brawl Hall" <master@mason.snuh>
:> <Xns96106909D63D1spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>
:> "I've only done coke with an escort I had in L.A. that did couples.
:> She tittered "Someone just gave me an ounce of coke", and dumped about
:> 5 grams on the coffee table."
:>
:> --------------------------------------------
:>
:>
:> [...] Loopy loops
:
:Very good James. You've worked out 'past tense'.
:
:Now, please explain how that translates into 'present tense', and why
:you're so scared to make a simple bet with me?

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9 15th April 11:23
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Because you're too much of a chickenshit to respond.


Why are you so scared to accept a friendly wager, James?

A whackingly huge, cheap coward.


I'm talking to you, cornflake.


So you're scared to take a bet because you're sure you'll win?

In what sense was I ever a "junkie", BoyScout?

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On 14 Dec 2005 12:28:10 GMT, in alt.flame.james-koput "Sir Terrance N.


:> On 14 Dec 2005 04:32:35 GMT, in alt.flame "Sir Terrance N.
:> Philip-Glass****, Esquire" <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
:>
:>:> On 14 Dec 2005 04:04:10 GMT, in alt.flame "Ralph Waldo Emerson
:>:> Winchester, III" <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
:>:>
:>:>:> "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III" <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com>
:>:>:> wrote in message news:Xns972BDA5F56E9F12345666@207.14.113.17...
:>:>:>
:>:>:>> > "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III"
:>:>:>> > <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote in message
:>:>:>> > news:Xns972BD8004870D12345666@207.14.113.17...
:>:>:>> >
:>:>:>> >> > "Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III"
:>:>:>> >> > <KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote in message
:>:>:>> >> > news:Xns972BBC3D840E712345666@207.14.113.17...
:>:>:>> >> >
:>:>:>> >> >> > "...You're on drugs!" Is that the best
:>:>:>> >> >> > you can do?
:>:>:>> >> >>
:>:>:>> >> >> PKB.
:>:>:>> >> >
:>:>:>> >> > Unlikely.
:>:>:>> >>
:>:>:>> >>
:>:>:>> >> 5 years, is it? You still don't know what those three letters
:>:>:>> >> mean?
:>:>:>> >>
:>:>:>> >> Saying "You're on drugs" is the best you can do, James. That's
:>:>:>> >> a PKB when you say someone else is lame for doing the same
:>:>:>> >> thing you do.
:>:>:>> >
:>:>:>> > I don't do drugs, Jason. You do.
:>:>:>>
:>:>:>> Care to put your money where your mouth is?
:>:
:>:I take it that's a "no".
:>
:> Why are you responding to your own lame mess? Do you not know how
:> attribs work?
:
:Because you're too much of a chickenshit to respond.

Tsk. Tsk. You're guilty of a cowardly post edit, I already responded to this
drek before you rearranged the post to suit your cowardly ways, thusly...

----------------restored in its rightful place------------------
<_v6dnf3DF5SfCgLeRVn-vw@rogers.com>
You've already admitted to doing drugs with skanky hookers. There's no wager
unless you're willing to pay up now.

----------------restored in its rightful place------------------
:>:>:>> I'll wager anything
:>:>:>> you'd like, against anything you'd care to lose.
:>:
:>:Scared.
:>
:> Again. Jason demonstrates the mark of a lonely loser by chattering
:> nervously aloud to himself.
:
:Why are you so scared to accept a friendly wager, James?

See restored text you cowardly post editor. :
:>:>:>> All you have to do is pay for a drug test. Coward.
:>:
:>:A cheap coward, I'm sure.
:>
:> This is getting creepy. I predict the two of him will have this
:> conversation for a little while longer...
:
:A whackingly huge, cheap coward.
Refer back to article <kq7vp11v8dvsn7gq3cj3v3c1648lnai1bi@4ax.com>, before you
made the cowardly post edit rearrangement.
:>:>:> You've already admitted to doing drugs with skanky hookers.
:>:>:> There's no wager unless you're willing to pay up now.
:>:>:
:>:>:You keep saying I "do" drugs. Yet you won't back your words.
:>:>
:>:> Are you ****ing blind?
:>:
:>:I must be, James. Because all I see is you posting very old stuff, and
:>:claiming I "do drugs".
:>:
:>:Not "did drugs". Not "have done drugs".
:>:
:>:However, there is the slight possibility that I'm not blind, and
:>:you're merely stupid.
:>
:> And you talking to yourself above resolves this issue, you ****ing
:> flake?
:
:I'm talking to you, cornflake.

And I'm trying to ignore the hilarious bit where you were caught chattering
nervously aloud to yourself. But it's too funny. HAHAHAHA. :
:>:> -----reposting Jason's autospank again-----
:>:>
:>:> From: Tupac Chopra <master@mason.snuh>
:>:> <Xns95397A2B99FF8spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>
:>:> I heard a good one about Gibby of the Surfers, after he cut that
:>:> track with Ministry. As several people have noted, when Gibby came
:>:> back from Chicago, he was doing every drug he could get his hands
:>:> on, all the time.
:>:>
:>:> So, the kid says he went to some dope house or another, I guess in
:>:> Texas. As he was coming in, he says, someone stood up and blew the
:>:> biggest cloud of crack smoke he had ever seen in his life and walked
:>:> out. And this kid has probably seen a few. The exhaler was of
:>:> course, Gibby.
:>:>
:>:>
:>:> I had a pot and acid dealer I worked with in Baton Rouge. He was bi,
:>:> and he sold to skinheads. He was a weird chap. Anyway, he gets a
:>:> call "HR from Bad Brains is in town, and he wants some pot."
:>:>
:>:> Well, send him over...
:>:>
:>:> So HR comes, and, we'll call him "Bob", puts down a QP or whatever
:>:> in front of him. "Help yourself, man".
:>:>
:>:> HR rolled grabbed a huge handful and threw it into a piece of
:>:> newspaper. Rolled it up into a cone, and smoked the whole thing.
:>:> Then he left without ever saying a word.
:>:>
:>:> A few years later, I saw HR in New Orleans, so I related the tale to
:>:> him and asked him about it.
:>:>
:>:> He STILL didn't say a single word. I still don't know if he doesn't
:>:> talk to white people, or if he was on acid.
:>:> ---------------------------------------------
:>:>
:>:> <Xns9559A2E40E75spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17 >
:>:> "Everyone who's anyone knows I was a rather notorious acid
:>:> and pot dealer myself, at one time. I had a good deal of Baton Rouge
:>:> tripping their asses off. But that was nearly 20 years ago."
:>:>
:>:> --------------------------------------------
:>:>
:>:> "King of Brawl Hall" <master@mason.snuh>
:>:> <Xns96106909D63D1spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>
:>:> "I've only done coke with an escort I had in L.A. that did couples.
:>:> She tittered "Someone just gave me an ounce of coke", and dumped
:>:> about 5 grams on the coffee table."
:>:>
:>:> --------------------------------------------
:>:>
:>:>
:>:> [...] Loopy loops
:>:
:>:Very good James. You've worked out 'past tense'.
:>:
:>:Now, please explain how that translates into 'present tense', and why
:>:you're so scared to make a simple bet with me?
:>
:> "Once a junkie always a junkie. Never trust a junkie." -- Cloe Webb as
:> Nancy Spungen
:
:So you're scared to take a bet because you're sure you'll win?

You've already admitted to doing drugs with skanky hookers. There's no wager
unless you're willing to pay up now.

:In what sense was I ever a "junkie", BoyScout?
<Xns95397A2B99FF8spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>
<Xns9559A2E40E75spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17 >
<Xns96106909D63D1spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17>

Idiot.


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