russell b

....to that travesty of a "Germs" show at the Olympic Auditorium tonight?
How was it? Did Shane West hang around outside the gig hitting people up
for change and demanding they give him a beer? When they played
"Shutdown," did he improvise scandalous rhyming couplets about Mandy Moore?
Did Mike Muir come on stage during the "Germs" set and reenact his classic
"they ****in' grab me like this and go 'hippie'" speech from the Starwood?
Were they selling stick-on "Germs burn" scar tattoos at the merch tent?
Did the dessicated corpse of Jan Paul Beahm rise from its dark tomb at Holy
Cross Cemetery, glide east on Slauson Avenue, then north on La Cienega,
east again on the Santa Monica Freeway past the 110 interchange, exit at
Grand Avenue, whoosh past the startled security guys at the entrance of the
Olympic, plow through the crowd of ****aged Hot Topic mallpunk wannabes and
sad-assed fortysomething never-weres, take the stage, and commit suicide
all over again at the SHEER ****ING LAMENESS OF IT ALL?

Also, did Marky Ramone play drums to a CD of an old Ramones set, or what?
What the **** was the deal with that?

bobobonobo

Good post.

--Bryan

billy crabs

No and Yes!

dave hillstrom

On 30 Oct 2005 05:30:01 -0800, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
<1130679001.668467.251520@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups .com>, "BOBOBOnoBO"
<CLASSACT@BRICK.NET> humped my leg thusly:

hairist.
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dave hillstrom

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bobobonobo

What is a hairist????????/

--Bryan

russell b

I know. Um, I guess nobody went.

dave hillstrom

On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 14:05:16 -0800, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
<dk3g2t$id$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Russell B
<bigfunchy@databasix.com> humped my leg thusly:


i didnt go. fyi
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dave hillstrom

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wavy g

Of all the Russell Bs I've known, "Russell B" is the Russell Biest.


Yeah I was there. I was the won who was thrown out by security for
throwing a beer bottle at some girl in the crowd.

russell b

I didn't think you did, Hillstrom. I didn't think you did.

dave hillstrom

On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:34:02 -0800, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
<dk4vfc$n4j$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Russell B
<bigfunchy@databasix.com> humped my leg thusly:


if, say, it had been a reunion of The Lords of Acid, complete with Jade4U,
id have been there with bells on. maybe nothing else. even.
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dave hillstrom

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