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1 4th November 08:16
wereo_supremacy
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I went to court today. Traffic court. I got off easy. I was very lucky. The
officer didn't arrive and didn't cawl the court to let him know he wasn't
coming. So the judge (and she was a JUDGE!) let me off the hook. This was my
first appearance on the summons awlso. I feel like framing the Dismissal
Slip. Other than mE she was mowing *everyone* down.

I was the only one left standing in the end. She kept me an hour, long after
everyone had their day in court. Fuck I would've waited awl day for the
findings of fact and decision and determination like this.

This reminds me of a Story I like to tell on the internet every now and
then, but I must tell you ahead of time it's another SHOCKER just like awl
my other stories and you may not believe this but it's *so* so true....

I walked into a courtroom like this one day. I don't remember what type of
court it was, but it was something like this. So I walk in there people, and
may God strike me dead tonight none other than God Himself the Pilar of Fire
was in there.

Not ONLY was the POF in the courtroom but get this; He was actually standing
in there BEHIND THE JUDGE and giving her Directions on what to do and this
and that and verily I say unto you the Finger of God was pointing to stuff
and papers were being shuffled around...and the judge with glasses on is
just following His Directions and adjudicating cases according to His
Will....

So everyone including me the only one who recorded the Caljam in 1974 "while
the whole world was sleeping on Nytol" is sitting in there amazed and
astonished at the Sight may god strike me dead right now if this is a
falsity.....

seemed only one guy one mere mortal human out of a packed courtroom
exhibited some type of protest to what was going on in this courtroom this
Day...but hence what could the mere mortal say? He couldn't say anything
because God Himself was in the courtroom that Day....and verily I say unto
thee I witnessed the Countenance of God and Commandeth upon awl that very
Day....

Thus goes the Story of the Supernatural once again...I've recanted this
Incidence a couple of times previously so you *may* have seen it before.

Thou art the *CHRIST* oh the Pilar of Fire; Thou art the Christ....we are
only here to do thy Bidding oh the God.
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2 4th November 08:16
mikehawkenballs
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The object in Tubby's mirror is fatter and crazier than it appears.
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3 4th November 08:17
slumpy
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To fill up a few lines of text and ultimately to piss off a lot of dumb
people, I typed this just before Wereo_SUPREMACY decided to brighten up my
day by saying:

Did you scream at anyone this time, st00pid ?

Why don't you come and post on the new group Scott ?
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REMEMBER DOCTOR FDISK !!!!!!
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4 4th November 08:19
i am a mo
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Because it won't last.
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5 4th November 08:19
i am a mo
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Sometimes you don't give yourself enough credit.
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6 9th November 11:36
wereo_supremacy
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Also because there's too many kbocks and not enough wereos.
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7 9th November 11:36
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That's very kind of you Sir! :-)
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8 9th November 11:36
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u'r STUPID FAT PEDO PIG PROKY ASS needs to be executed u SLOB
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9 9th November 11:36
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Mark as Read
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10 9th November 11:37
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YES u are ASSHOLE
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