stoobie

A man was walking down the street when he was
accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who
asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten
dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with
it instead?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the
homeless man
replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying
food?" the man
asked.

"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I
need everything
I can get just to stay alive."

"Will you spend it on greens fees at a golf
course instead of
food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I
haven't played golf
in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red
light district
instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy
bucks?!!" exclaimed the
homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give
you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific
dinner cooked by my
wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your
wife be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably
smell pretty
disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her
to see what a man
looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and
sex.

traalfaz2

two guys walk into a bar

you'd think one of them would've seen it


Wir welle bleiwe wat mir sin
(Letzebuergesch)