I am devastated.
All we have been doing for the last week is tromping though the fields
of Tikrit looking for Saddam Hussein. It has been very hot, and morale
is quite low at this point. Even Mandingo's penis has gone limp from
exhaustion. 1.75 is out of Lithium, and Rotal can only spray the
letter 'F' of '**** You' on the walls of the buildings we pass, he is
so tired.
And to top it all off, I found this picture in one of Saddam's
hideouts.
http://tinyurl.com/iat4
Apparently he is aware I am on his trail and left me this present,
knowing it would make me upset.
The picture is of Granny Kyder in a rather embarrasing position with
some brown savage. I do not know if the *** was consensual, but
something tells me it wasn't.
It took me many years to get over the shock of knowing she had been
intimate with Geddy, but this is too much to bear. I think this is one
of Neil's bicycling buddies.
Though my heart is torn to pieces, I must trudge on. I will find that
perverted evil Saddam Hussein. Let's roll.
God Bless,
Al Kyder
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