steve vai

if fred astaire and satan had a kid, and it took acid...it would be
steve vai. billy sheehan played some awesome shit on bass.... played
everything vai played on guitar on his bass, they were going back and
forth... tony mcalpine thinks hes the black rick wakeman or something
though, check out vai's drummer... some heavy drum soloing while
twirling his sticks off cymbals and shit, pretty good....

neil the jock

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz nod off time...wanky wanky widdley
widdley. i bet your the greatest wanker in the world trying to outwiddle vai
and coconut head satriani on your guiter fret penned on tint mandolin sized
****

steve vai

it's just that you'd look funny playing guitar in a skirt right jamie
bon neil? LMAO.... ill be sending you some high heels for your skirt
for xmas scott

neil the jock

as long as there yours sperm of the devil, you can walk the walk bia-tch

hubba hubba

steve vai

i'll send you bob seger's greatest hits along with the high heels, so
you can walk around the room, watching yourself in the mirror as you
blast "her strut" through the *** scottish countryside tough guy.

johnnymotel

HAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!!!

neil the jock

yeh and you can wear your fat guy denims with the elasticated waistband,
your faded i love steve vai shirt, burst trainers, ritual baseball cap,
piece of straw between your teeth and a pig under one arm...oh wait a
minute, thats your girlfriend !. you are so lame...scotland rules,
yankeeland drools

rich

scotland ****s !

steve vai

you're pretty tough....for a *** scottish creampuff