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To all the Space Ace/W.Wonka lovers,

To all pre-1980's people, Van Halen does not exist.
In a post 1980's world (planet), the rock group van halen never existed.
Could there ever be a character like David Lee Roth described as,
"Edward Van Halens imitated thru-out the industry (of guitar). Or in a
technical sense we've seen the likes of this outfit before in the
workings of The who and early genesis (Broadway). With and without Alex
Van Halen's drum sounds Phil collins came about 180 degrees to a
desicion that they both would share progressive royalties, in a sense
Mike Anthony dubbed, "wait til' you here how loud my bass is". Bass
farts and vocal yelps aside, 70's synth sounds had no real affect
(impact) on the lack of success of later hits such as Jump, (since 1984
was leap-year and did not really occur*, and that there in.

*Planet earth (P # 3 (from our solar sun (son))) had no occurance of the
solar year 1984 and their-in all events had non-time relations (look
this fact up in any physics book you stupid rock morons) to planetary
functionality.

david miller

Uhhh...

Lemme go take another lude and contemplate this.

johnnymotel

Write lyrics for me.

cybervex

Hey, it's better than "Love walks in."

tjm

You have the same IQ as a little turd ball dangling in Hagar's
crack.....

planetary

++captain tripps++

Have you tested these turd balls to be certain?

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++Captain Tripps++

"I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror." -Sid Vicious
"I DOUBT IT!!" -The Duke of Doubt
"I think I am gonna have a bowl of cigarettes and milk" - Tripps

chuck

in article ura7uvs1d683qrahsasgq4imeefonejm4d@4ax.com, ++Captain Tripps++ at

I'd imagine that Sammy defecates big logs.. not little balls.

johnnymotel

Write lyrics for me.

steve vai

his nickname in the bath houses is "dingleberry sam", all the fags
split when he comes in, if not to avoid the dingleberries its cause
they dont have crotch rot condoms.. or so i've heard.

cybervex

Hey, it's better than "Love walks in."