tjm

I havent heard a peep in the last year & half about Valerie or
Wolfie....what happened to 'em? They used to be in People Magazine
every other week.....now nada. Last I heard, Valerie was shackin up
with a TV producer and Wolfie was visiting Ed every other weekend, if
that.

What a sad story about family breakdown.....all because some dude wont
give up his beloved Camels and Schlitz malt liquors.

z

Wolfgang has been busy!

http://faculty.winthrop.edu/kosterj/WRIT465/vanhalenresumes.htm

Z

gkrobinson_2000

Wolfie had quite the resume at the ripe age of 7! Nice fake though.

rocker

That is complete bullshit. He drinks Schaeffer's.

justin patrick

Even Schaeffer's may be getting too expensive for him. Milwaukee's Best
should be right in his price range as of late. I can envision him in sitting
in a chair, rubbing his nuts while listening to VH3, when all of a sudden Al
bursts in,"Look at all this change I found in the cushions under my bed!"

Edweird raises an eyebrow,"Don't you mean MY couch?"

Al shrugs it off,"Whatever, man! Let's get a case of Beast!"

Ed zips up his pants,"We're there, dude."


--
Truth be told; I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal
lobotomy.
Justin

steve vai

hahaha.... those ****s drink hamms

sandman89

more like keystone...light =)

rocker

Near Beer?