29th March 05:15
Become an illegal alien, be eligible for free flights to Mexico for phony 3-week "repatriation"
[GWA: Scroll down for the Associated Press report "Mexican migrants fly
home under voluntary repatriation program". Meanwhile, here's my take on
what the lucky illegal alien lawbreakers might hear upon boarding ...]
"Welcome to Illegal Alien Airways.
Captain Mierdez reminds you that this
free flight is for illegal aliens only,
so if you mistakenly followed American
laws and entered the U.S. legally get
your ass the f*ck off this plane now,
Please secure your guns and knives
and store all drugs in the overhead
Passengers are reminded that anyone
who committed a homicide or *** crime,
or who was convicted in a U.S. court
of Social Security fraud, is required
to sit at the back of the aircraft
near the closest emergency exit door.
The flight crew will provide such
passengers with a parachute and will
inform them when the aircraft is above
Illinois so that they can exit and
attempt to land in the parking lot of
a storefront church in Chicago and
obtain sanctuary. (Be sure to tell
Elvira we said hello.)
Passengers are prohibited from opening
windows to discard tamale wrappers or
empty beer cans as we are not responsible
for any gringos on the ground who get hit
with such trash.
We'll be crusing at an altitude of 25,000
feet, which is believed to be not quite as
high as many our passengers on today's
Please be sure to let the flight
attendants know your preference of coffee,
tea, or a bankrupt U.S. hospital.
On today's flight all passengers will be
receiving a complimentary fake driver's
license for use in the U.S. state of their
choice upon their return to the U.S.
Thanks for choosing Illegal Alien Airways
and have a nice flight."
July 10, 2007
Mexican migrants fly home under voluntary repatriation program
By PAUL KIERNAN
MEXICO CITY ¡X Constantino Hernandez considered it a blessing when U.S.
authorities arrested him after walking for two days in the harsh Arizona
"I was rescued," said the 37-year-old Mexican migrant, who has been going
to the United States illegally to work in restaurants since 1992.
Hernandez was one of 74 migrants who flew to the Mexican capital Monday
under a U.S. summer program, now in its fourth year, that gives
participants free transportation all the way to their hometowns instead of
simply deporting them back across the border.
Washington touts the $15 million program as a way to reduce migrant
deaths during the hot summer, but critics argue it does little to reduce
total migration and only makes the journey harder and more expensive for
those who participate.
Through the end of September, thousands will volunteer for the
twice-daily charter flights between Tucson, Arizona, and Mexico City. From
there, they hop buses to their hometowns, often in poor southern states
such as Oaxaca, Chiapas and Guerrero.
[GWA note: All of the above "poor southern states" are the sites of
expensive -- even more than Europe, as per a news report last week --
tourist attractions. For example, the luxurious beach resort of Acapulco is
located in the Mexican state of Guerrero.]
Since the program was launched in 2004, after years of record-setting
migrant deaths from exposure, more than 50,000 migrants have participated.
Southwestern desert temperatures can soar to more than 100 degrees in
summer, and deporting migrants just across the border only encourages them
to try again at the next opportunity, officials say.
Hernandez said he volunteered to get a free trip to rest and visit his
family in the Pacific coast state of Guerrero. In a couple of weeks, he
said, he'll try his luck again in the desert.
"One has to go look for a better life," he said, "because we can't do
PLEASE EMAIL THESE LINKS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW:
"The Illegal-Alien Crime Wave" by Heather MacDonald
See the COLOSSAL costs of illegal aliens to the American taxpayer:
"Por La Raza todo. Fuera de La Raza nada"
("For The Race everything, for those outside The Race nothing")
-- Motto of MEChA, one of the nation's largest publically-funded
organizations with cells on high school and college campuses across the USA
(Note: Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez says he "used to be" a member)
¡§How Eisenhower solved illegal border crossings from Mexico¡¨
By John Dillin
¡§General Eisenhower ... quoted a report in The New York Times,
highlighting one paragraph that said: ¡¥The rise in illegal border-crossing
by Mexican 'wetbacks' to a current rate of more than
1,000,000 cases a year has been accompanied by a curious relaxation
in ethical standards extending all the way from the farmer-exploiters
of this contraband labor to the highest levels of the Federal
¡§Herbert Brownell Jr., Eisenhower's first attorney general, said the
president had a sense of urgency about illegal immigration when he took
¡§America ¡¥was faced with a breakdown in law enforcement on a very large
scale,¡¦ Mr. Brownell said. ¡¥When I say large scale, I mean hundreds of
thousands were coming in from Mexico [every year] without restraint.¡¦"
Just two of MANY American cops murdered by illegals:
"Unfortunately, the majority of illegal aliens who are here are engaged in
criminal activity. Identity theft, use of fraudulent Social Security
numbers and green cards, tax evasion, driving without licenses represent
some of the crimes that are engaged in by the majority of illegal aliens on
a daily basis merely to maintain and hide their illegal status. In
addition, violent crime and drug distribution and possession is also
prevalent among illegal aliens. Over 25% of today's federal prison
population are illegal aliens. In some areas of the country, 12% of
felonies, 25% of burglaries and 34% of thefts are committed by illegal
-- Testimony of District Attorney John M. Morganelli before the House
Subcommittee on Immigration, Border, Security and Claims [Note: 99% of
warrants for murder in Los Angeles, California -- the USA's 2nd
most-populous city -- are for illegal aliens]
"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
-- Samuel Adams
"¡§All great truths begin as heresies.¡¨
-- Former Democrat Governor of Colorado Richard Lamm, official of
Defend Colorado Now, a movement opposed to illegal immigration
and public services for illegal aliens
29th March 05:15
Become an illegal alien, be eligible for free flights to Mexicofor phony 3-week "repatriation"
Are you saying this because you think the people there are richer than
the people in Europe? Are they rich simply because you think the state
is rich? Does the richness of Los Altos Hills mean the people of East
Palo Alto don't have to worry about having enough money to eat?