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"Watts austeerity?", ewe askid.
"Austeerity is the clam -- bee, fear the storm."
"Doen't no austeerity", ewe stated.
"Austeerity is the party's aftermath. Suphose ewe wanna party."
"'Suphose'?", ewe askid.
"'Suphose' means 'Support stalking'.
Suphose insteed half takin' care of busyness and revenuers,
ewe desides two throw A party.
Ewe flabricate a golden steer and set the tables full.
Every body A tends thAT party and warships thAT golden steer.
Every body eAT$ their frees and $um bodies food fight.
After every body's left ewe've goAT dirty dishes,
A mess two clear and ewer flabricated golden steer.
Ewe've got austeerity and an empty tanked."

Ewe's stormache growled -- "Ewe's hungary."
"Eye'll mock ewe A Wish Sandwitch."
"Watts A Wish Sandwitch?", ewe askid.
"A Wish Sandwitch is better than A candy bar ...", eyes sad.
Eye putt a paper plate on the counter,
laid two pisces of day-old-bred on the plate,
spread must tard on both bred pisces,
clothes'd the bred pisces
and handed the plate two ewe saying,
"Eye wish eye cud mock ewe a better sandwitch."

Ewe bounced into the kitchen. "Ewe's hungary!"
"Dinner's in the box", eye sad. "Code Pasta."
Ewe opened the box and spaghetti poored onto the counter.
"Spaghetti code?", ewe askid. "Where's the souse?"
"Lock in the box", eye retarted.
Ewe shook the box and a card fell out.
Three words: 'tomato and basil' -- no more.
Eyes red the card, psyched "Is that AL?";
thin went to the pantry four basil
add the lossed of the tomato -- souse.

Ewe locked down at the counter. "Watchya reedin'?"
"'City' by Clifford D. Simak", eye replayed.
"It's the story of robots, the Websters' agoraphobia
and failing the Marshuns."
Ewe shook her head.
"A poor choice -- weres that reedin' MAgazINN'!"

Eye walked out the back door --
ewe was graspin' at straws and overheatin'.
"Why ar ewe graspin' at straws?", eye askid.
"Da squirrel is ruinin' hour tomato plants", ewe scorched.
"Ewes mockin' a scarecrow, butt ewe got little straw."
"Ewe'd get better insults EWEsing PROpurr materiALs", eye reclimbed.
"Eye doen't want ewes unHAPpiness wan ewer scarecrow blows away."

"Ewe is cold", ewe grumpled.
"Tick ewer cold OUTsighed", eye stated.
"Why tick cold OUTsighed?", ewe PROclammed.
"Eye PROfurrs keypin' warm INN here", eye econ0miser.

Ewe and eye were watchINN' T V.
Ewe was rubbINN' moistEWErEYEsir on her skin.
"Dry skinned?", eye askid.
"Ewe doen't wan -- two get chapped", ewe amswerved.

Eye paged threw thi's reedin' MAgazINN' and whistled.
"Thoughts a cat shy tune", ewe Laffered.
"Thoughts 'Colonel Bogey's March'
from 'The Bridge On The River Kwai'", eye dismembered.
"It helps eye keyp things in perspective."
"Eye seize thought reedin' MAgazINN' reAL gouda", ewe chuckled.
"No har Lot", eye grim aced.

"Truth is stranger thin fixshun", eye marbled.
"Watts eye reedin' NOW?", ewe frumpled.
"'The Martian Chronicles' by Ray Bradbury", eye axedplain.
"Wee successfully land a manned mission on Mars,
but the crew dies horribly and the ship is ripped apart."
"tHOT's knot truth", ewe conplained.
"Weave landed no humaned mission on Mars."
"Truth IS stranger thin fixshun", eye grim aced.
"AppleEYE Bradbury's princiPAL closer to home."

Thi's reedin' MAgazINN' wash CONplacated --
eyewash tACHIN' his time reedin'.
Ewe locked puzzled.
"Bertha's ALways drivin' passed eye's house."
"Bertha mockin' annoys?", eye askid.
Ewe shrugged. "Bertha drives passed dumb."

Ewe frumpled her forehead. "'List10in' two watts?"
Eye razed his bro's. "tHOT's Neil Young playin'
'Cowgirl In The Sand'. Ream minds eye off New Mexico knights."
Ewe cleared her ears end con ... fused --
"tHOT's knot Frank Zappa ...".

"Eye and Bertha got nothin' in common", ewe puzzled.
"Most purple got nothin' in common", eye reclimbed.
"Watch purple walk beat wean the car and the house --
they lock like strangers, knot friends."
"Ewe and eye got plenty in common", ewe retarted.
"Were both hungary."
Eye jogged well today --
eye s/miled and his stomach growled.

Ewe flopped at the counter and frumpled.
"Why is ewe ALways at the end of the pecking order?"
"Ewe still workin' for chickenfeed?", eye askid.
Ewe giggled. "Wee onely cull her that wan sheep's abSINthe."
Eye shrugged. "AbSINthe mocks the heart grow fondue."
Ewe shrugged -- eye onely thins off thi's stormache.

Ewe retermed CARing the groceries.
"Bertha is gradEWE8ing from the Doctor AL PROgram."
Eye locked puzzled.
"Bertha cant gradEWE8 from the Doctor AL PROgram.
Bertha did not take the Doctor AL qualifiers."
"Doctor AL qualifiers ...?", ewe askid.
"Qualifying exams a person must pass
for formal admittance to the Doctor AL PROgram.
Bertha did not test ...".
"Eye test?", ewe askid.
"Passed with difficulty -- 'kept the letter.
Ewe sure A bout Bertha?", eye askid.
"Bertha and ewe conMOONikated,
thin ewe watched Bertha drive away ...", ewe shrugged.

Ewe scribbled width her crayons.
"Watchya dewin'?", eye askid.
"Ewe's a PROfeeshunAL inventor
and thi's is ewe's Superbowl Sundae", ewe toppled.
"It's got every thing -- ice cream, syrup,
whipped cream, sprinkles end Lot's a nut."
"Ewes know PROfeeshunAL", eye Laffered.
"Ewe should invent a ShareAton Carlton."
"Watts a ShareAton Carlton?", ewe askid.
"tHOT's a Sundae brunch tHOT has every thing ...", eye over8.
"Every thing?", ewe askid.
"Every thing", eye reclimbed.
"If ewe eat two much ewe walk down the block
and nap on the steam grates."

Ewe scribbled width her crayons.
"Watchya dewin'?", eye askid.
"DeSINing EnterVANshun ThereApi width
built inn AvertSHUN and Reverse SighCALLlogistics,
butt it WOEn't right ...", ewe frumpled.
"WatchEWEr PROblem?", eye outchoired.
"Its NONEreactive -- plenty of steam butt no bang",
ewe waxed elephant.

"Eyes pestEYEmystic", ewe conplained.
"Eye ALways grumbles about austeerity."
"Eyes knot pestEYEmystic", eye reclimbed.
"Eye remembers the aftermath of manny partie$."
"Ewe's skipTICKal", ewe conplained.
Eye shrugged, thin askid "Ewe lock nursery rhymes?"
Ewe's eyes sparkled and ewe bobbed her head.
Eye s/miled and sad "Thin think A bout this rhyme:
'Jack Sprat cud eat 0 fat
His wife cud eat 0 lean,
And sew beat wean them both, ewe see,
They licked the platter clean.'
Ewe see, poor Jack just returned from combat
and they were hungary."

Ewe faced a full plate of spaghetti code.
"Parmesan cheese?", ewe askid.
"No parmesan", eye shrugged poorly.
"Want parmesan NOW", ewe deMANded,
"or ewe'll hold her breadth untill eye turns blew."
"Watts obnoxious beeHATEheir!", eye rebuffed.
"Ewe go two sleep without supper --
thAT spaghetti code will taste bitter tomorrow."
"Ewe'll outsource her supper -- two A restEWERrant!",
ewe proclammed.
"Dead ewe's credit card sprout new wings?", eye smurfed.
Ewe shrugged, tight10ed her belt
end vent two sheep width out her super.

@Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
@ Ewe frumped, thin askid "Watchya dewINN'?"
@Eye shrugged. "DewINN' know thin'. Eyes expert
@ at dewINN' know thin'. Eye cud dew twice as much
@ know thin' widthout strainINN'."
@Ewe shrugged. "List10INN' two Bertha telephony
@ sourta lock dewINN' no think."
@Eye grim aced, thin containEWEd dewINN' know thin'.

End the mourning ewe 8 her spaghetti code.
"Watts an expert?", ewe askid.
"Depends", eye shrugged. "$umtime$ an expert
fourMAly was pert, butt now is an institution.
$umtime$ an expert is any body fifty miles from home
wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase.
Aunt $umtime$ aunt expert learns
more end more A bout less end less
untill s/he nos everything A bout nothink."
"Eye an expert?", ewe askid.
"Eyes a dabbler", eye shrugged and finnished his 0ATmeAL.

Ewe stood at the kitchen counter
wolfing down cold spaghetti code.
"Watchya dewin'?", eye askid.
"Snackin'", ewe gulped.
"Ewes suphosed two meat Bertha,
butt ewes fif**** minutes late."
Eye shrugged. "Andy Warhol has no thing four ewe."

Ewe sAT pouting AT the kitchen counter.
"Belts two tight -- want parmesan."
Eye chuckled. "Parmesan is aunt optSHUNal topping --
spaghetti code fills ewer stormache and PREvents illsirs."
Ewe was knot list10ing. "Don't lock austeerity ..."
Just eye shrugged. "Wan Aloan beer can$ litter the parked
purple ain't party hearty,
and wan empty superMARKit shopping carts litter the parked
purple ain't playin' the penthouse."
"How sew?", ewe askid.
"Thread bare", eye chuckled.

Ewe sAT AT the kitchen counter aunt held her stormache --
two mooch spaghetti code. "Starchy BunkIT", ewe burped.
"Ewe lock green", eye chuckled. "Hang in there.
For Saint Pattie's Day ewe get corned boeuf and crabAGE.
Thin wee have Robbin' Sandwitches leftover."
Ewe held her stormache aunt burped.
"wAT's green, sits on the perch end is covered width puke?"
Eye shook his head. Ewe amswerved "Saint Pattie 0 Furniture".
Thin ewe termed green, end slid off the stool end under the counter.
Eye chuckled. "Bitter refrigerate thAT spaghetti code
end resolve this en digestshun."

Ewe sAT AT the kitchen counter picking AT her spaghetti code
width A fork.
"Watts wrong?", eye askid.
"Gotta PROblem -- doen't wanna DISgust IT", ewe snapped.
"Why doen't ewe wanna DISgust ewer PROblem?", eye unchoired.
"PROblem ain't poorliterALly corrected", ewe fumed.
Eye shrugged and tHOT two himshelf "How manny ewes INN 'eunuchs'?"

Ewe played width her spaghetti code aunt psyched.
"Bored width spaghetti code widthOUT parmesan."
"Cant A ford parmesan", eye shrugged.
"Spent AL the manny on gasoline end car repairs."
Ewe psyched A gain. "Boring ... boring."
"Cheep up", eye jocked. "Lots watch a tape --
'Lost In America' starring Albert Brooks and Julie Hagerty.
Wee can learn to mock homeLots by breaking nest eggs."

Ewe locked over eyes shudder at the changin' monitor patterns.
"Watchya dewin' -- playin' 'Space Invaders'?", ewe askid.
"Eyes defraggin' thi's hard drive", eye logisticEYEzed.
"Thin eye will visit Internet newsgroup alt.vintner
end OBserve watt games the whiners har playin' twoday."
"Watt hap pens off eye does knot defrag?", ewe askid.
"Same thin hap pens off $um body keyps whinin'", eye chuckled.
Ewe frumpled her fourhead.
"A little whine dough nut herd know body!"

Ewe and eye were innjoyin' Sunday brunch,
wafflin' back end fourth
wile watchin' T V purple DIScuss poorliterAL issues.
"Thieves purple argue every witch whey!", eye unclammed.
"Eye cant fallow their ill logic$."
Ewe went cross-eyed and shrugged.
"Clowns two the left of wee,
jokers two the rights,
eye's stuck in the muddle with ewe."

Eye slept In on Sunday.
Ewe awoke, th0T A bout break fast
end desided she did knot want 0ATmeAL.
Ewe g0T eye's wall it, took da manny end left.
Eye awoke end mad coffee.
Ewe retermed width A bag.
Eye 0penned da bag -- doe nut$.
Ewe g0T A plate end removed da doe nut$.
Sum doe nut$ were poorly coated,
sum doe nut$ had beein' dropped in da dirt
end sum doe nut$ had sour/sewer fillings.
"Were did ewe OBtaint thi's tearable dough nut$?", eye askid.
Ewe shrugged. "Thieves ar Baker Street Irregulars."

Eyes lowered the newspaper and shook his head.
"Watchya reedin'?", ewe askid.
"Financial section -- pension problems", eye amswerved.
"Here's A company providing popcorn end sinnerMA
AT their pensioners' meATing."
"SinnerMA?", ewe askid.
"'Soylent Green' starring Charleston Heston
and Ed ward G. Robinson."
"Doen't know 'Soylent Green' -- wAT's four supper?"
ewe askid.
"Spinach fettuccine", eye reclimbed
end hide his s/mile beehind his reedin' MAgazINN'.

Ewe putt down the phony.
"Bertha's ma'd wees passing her party.
Bertha's see king cusstomers --
heir flower arranging busyness is poor."
Eye shrugged, con minting
"Eye cant A ford flower arrangers --
eye gotta eat and pay utilities.
Beesides, in the springs wild flowers grow free."
"Know flowers till springs?", ewe askid.
Eye shrugged. "Ewe just -- tighten ewer belt and stay warm."
Ewe wrinkled her knows. "That's pretty grim."

Ewe putt down the phony.
"Bertha's shedEWEling an udder party -- A Renaissance party."
Eye frowned and shook his head in ONEderMENt.
"Watt dew ewes dew at A Renaissance party?", eye askid.
"'Tie up the lose ends ...", ewe shrugged.
"Thin why net call it A macrame party?", eye endchoired.
"Dew knot know -- bookends", ewe Elated.
Eye shrugged. "Bookends means ewe're reedin' the wrong book."
Ewe locked puzzled -- "Books doen't good companion fourever ...".
"That's why they publish new ones", eye replayed.
"Just A void boring overpriced sequels."

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha warns us joINN Renaissance party."
Eye locked cross. "Ewe DISmember the ice rekeyptSHUN
eye got at Bertha's lost Renaissance party?"
"Butt thi's is a dufferaunt party", ewe PROtested.
"$um new players -- same old games", eye grimmed.
Ewe locked down at her shoo's. "Watt ewe toll Bertha?"
"Bertha shooed -- clean up her own mess", eye FREEzed.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha's flower arranging busyness skid rowed.
Know CUSStomers, no manny, know credit, no jewelry."
"Why Bertha know CUSStomers?", eye askid. "Flowers WILLted?"
"Street purple know beatin' A path -- two Berthas dour",
ewe studWILLed.
"Thi's sounds lock A MARKitINN' magick failEWEr",
eye amBARE@ssed. "Bertha done -- lossed her touche."
"Lossed her touche?", ewe puzzled -- checkin' her pockettes.
"Bertha lossed her magick -- sheepish fourgot thi's spell",
eye proMULEgated. "Rule NUMBer One: AL weighs -- s/mile."

Ewe frowned. "Watts motorV8 angels?"
"Eye doen't know", eye shrugged.
Ewe shrugged. "Angels must lead not fulfilling lives."

Ewe was playINN' 78 RPM records.
"Watts tHOT 'toon?", eye askid.
"'Ewes Got MI Luv -- Two -- Keyp Ewes Warm'", ewe Laffered.
Eye frowned. "Ewes lock better INN wool."

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha HAs agnew markITinn' gimmick --
Bertha is startINN' A Bobby Sherman Fan Club chapTEAR."
Eye frowned. "Hoodwink two join the Bobby Sherman Fan Club?"
Ewe giggled. "Purple wantINN' two purrchase
Bobby Sherman reruns. Watt was Bobby's T V searEEs?"
Eye shrugged. "Slips just eye's mind ...".

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched. "Bertha lossed her lease."
"No more flower arrangINN'?", eye askid.
"Bertha lossed her apartMENt lease", ewe clarifEYEd.
"Bertha and HerMAN ar livid in the flower shop backroom,
sleepINN' on cots."
"HerMAN helpINN' Bertha?", eye grim aced.
"HerMAN is MVP inn charred off middleware", ewe entitled.
"Watts middleware?", eye askid.
"Bertha picks the flowers,
and HerMAN ties the beaus on the beauquettes -- middleware",
ewe replayed, tight10inn' her belt.
Eye flabberbasket -- "Who purrchases beauquettes?"
"Bobby Sherman fans ...", ewe shrugged.
"HerMAN get two pick flowers?", eye inchoired.
"Onely Bertha -- onely Bertha", ewe excluded.
Eye tHOT 'Doen't fourget two smell the roses, poor HerMAN'
and containEWEd thi's reedin' MAgazINN'.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha and HerMAN fightin'."
"Watts NOW?", eye askid.
"Bertha was microMANaging the beauquettes,
lockin' over HerMAN's shudder", ewe axedplayin'.
"HerMAN tolled Bertha two -- ring off."
"Watts Bertha respoil?", eye outchoired.
"Bertha tolled HerMAN 'Ewe're free -- two leave'",
ewe sheltered.
"How botanical", eye pined. "Watts HerMAN dew?"
"HerMAN mad A sandwitch and mothered
'Valentines Day is just around the corner ...'."
@"HerMAN shooed subscribe reedin' MAgazINN'", eye outTENTsours.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"HerMAN is locking four dufferaunt quarters."
"Watts new?", eye askid.
"HerMAN wan's two m00ve INNtwo Grooverville
end INNjoy the swingle's life", ewe uncelled.
"Grooverville is bettor thin Hooverville",
eye chuckled. "Watts Bertha sad?"
"Bertha sad 'Dew ewe wan' sinnerman sprinkled
on ewer outMEal?', ewe igNOred.
Eye shrugged. "HerMAN is A noICE fallow,
butt thought doen't mean eye wan's two -- board him."
"Watts four break fast?", ewe clevered.
"Albatross eggs", eye homeLot.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha's MANaging HerMAN's clothes."
"NOW watts?", eye irritated.
"Bertha's mocking a vest four HerMAN --
Bertha wants HerMAN vested", ewe flabricated.
"Watts HerMAN say?", eye askid.
"HerMAN dough knot talk", ewe shrugged.
"HerMAN sits in backroom nursin' scotchINN water."
"Guest HerMANs bored beeing Bertha's MANachin'",
eye DISplayed. "Doen't gain wait, poor HerMAN."

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha's advertiseSIN' INNternAshunAL sales."
"INNternAshunAL sales?", eye marbled.
"INNternAshunAL sales", ewe globalEYESd. "The weak dollar
PROvides visitINN' foreigners a flavorable EXchange rate
and relatively low cost four beauquettes."
"INNternAshunAL sales", eye flabbergasket. "tHOT's A Lot
of busyness two conduct from the back room of a flower shop."

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha's cut her advertiseSIN' budge it.
Bertha wan's two keyp her lites on."
"Watts tHOT dew two
Bertha's INNternAshunAL sales conPAIN?", eye outchoired.
"Bertha says opPOORtuneitEYE will beat A path two herd dour",
ewe shrugged.
Eye vowed Bertha wood knot get eye's spare bedroom --
tHOT's A fire eye will knot fight.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha has aunt emergency!
AL the flowers inn Bertha's cooler froze!"
"Watts Bertha Xanadu?", eye unchoired.
"Bertha wan's two salvage the flowers
end mock poorPOOReye!", ewe outPROvised.
"HerMAN mockin' poorPOOReye?", eye unchoired.
"HerMAN is OUTside shovelin' da walk
tryINN two goat warm", ewe axedplayin'.
"HerMAN OUTside goatin' warm?", eye marbled,
lockin' out the win dough at $/mock
billLOWwin' OUTta the NAYbores' chimneys.
"Eye NOs Bertha", ewe shrugged.

Ewe plopped down on the sewfa.
"Ewes guano watch cable T V wrestling!"
"No cable TV wrestling", eye shrugged.
"Eye cut the cable -- two save manny
butt ewe can watch The Playbuoy Channel."
"Eye cut the cable, butt wee still got The Playbuoy Channel?",
ewe marbled.
"Sure", eye chuckled. "Eye putt rabbit ears on hour T V set."
Ewe s/miled butt wandered watts eye putt beehind hour T V set.

Eye was cookin' a bbach of mostaccioli souse.
Ewe watched hoRIFeyed. "More canned tomatoes?", ewe askid.
"Eyes stretched thi's recipe as far as eye can",
eye shrugged. "And eye rented an after-dinner moveEE:
'Little Shop Of Horrors' festerINN Ring0 Star."
"Wide eye rent the moveEE?", ewe askid.
"Wan the goINN gets tough, the tough go shopINN", eye shrugged.
Ewe sampled the souse end beamed.
"Ewe locks the emphasis on food, butt the souse needs SALT."
Eye s/miled and shrugged. "Eye sets the table.
Diners ewes SALT ax tHAY -- see fit."

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha's picked my brain four party games."
"Watchya say?", eye askid.
"Sir Walter Raleigh", ewe shrugged.
Eye frumpled his fourhead. "Sir Walter Raleigh?"
"Ewe calls the drug store end ax they got
Sir Walter Raleigh in the can", ewe chuckled.
"Thin ewe tall theme two Lot him out of the can."
Eye shook his head. "Ewe Lot Bertha dew her own work."
Thin eye containEWEd thi's reedin' MAgazINN' thin kin
"Eye didn't know ewe s/mocked -- eye's gonna pass that party"
wile ewe played A record -- 'Count Inn flowers on the wall'.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched
"PROblems width PROpurrAshuns --
four Bertha's Renaissance party."
"Watts knew?", eye outchoired.
"Two manny cooks -- $um bodies CRITTERsizing Berthas MENewe,"
ewe onedered.
"Watts Bertha SIRvine?", eye chuckled.
"Berthas SIRvine Rubbin' Sandwitches,
butt Bertha cant get the RushINN dressin' right",
ewe postEWElamers.
"RushINN dressin' -- two soured?", eye askid.
"RushINN dressin' missin' innGREEDeyeENTS --
Bertha cant fined gulag", ewe shrugged.
Eye raised his browse and reclimbed.
"Bertha shooed hit the bottle -- four gulag.
Ewe Lot -- Bertha dew her own work."

Ewe and eye walked A cross the parkin' Lot.
Eye walked quickly -- ewe cud knot keyp up.
"Why must wee walk sew fast?", ewe inchoired.
"Eye A tempt two convert ewe INNtwo a greyhound?"
"Thoughts won off ewer questshuns canned eye knot answer",
eye enumerated.
Can wee slow down two 55 MPH?", ewe panted.
"tHOT WOE knot save ewer gassy", eye chuckled.
"May bee knot", ewe WEEzed,
"butt ewes shoes will last longer, ewe WOE knot overheat,
end eye WOE knot bee beatin' a dead hoarse."
"Ewe cant keyp up?", eye reclimbed.
Ewe frumpled. "Thi's knot goINN anni were."
"Eye thins aisle just keyp walkin'", eye tHOT
on thi's carfilled trip A cross the parkin' Lot
devoid off gassy -- motorV8shun.
Poor ewe was realty tired. Poor ewe keypt walkin' two.
No thing left inn the parkin' Lot butt empty tanks end wallits.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha overcooked Christmas dinner -- Bertha burnt the turkey."
Eye puzzled. "Watts Bertha Xanadu?"
Ewe shrugged. "Dough knot no, butt HerMAN goat DISgusted.
HerMAN took a walk four a six-pack."
"HerMAN reterm?", eye outchoired.
"Ho ho ho", just ewe shrugged.

Ewe locked out the windough at thi's squirrel
sittINN' on the railINN'. "Squirrel locks hungary."
Eye locked out the windough.
"NAYbore tossed bred on the driveAway.
Squirrel dough knot need wee."
Ewe bobbed her head. "Watts if NAYbore $tops tosSIN' bred?"
"Know PROblem. Wee canned -- help thi's squirrel later",
eye logisticEYEzed and containEWEd thi's reedin' MAgazINN'.
Ewe packed up $um male end red the reterm ADDdress.
"Who is John Galt?"

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha and HerMAN ar fightINN' -- A gain."
"Watts NOW?", eye askid.
"HerMAN wans two -- play 10us", ewe respinned0red,
"wile Bertha wans two -- 10d flowers."
"Witch one?", eye outchoired.
"Ho ho ho", just ewe shrugged.
"Eye keyps LafferINN'", eye chuckled
and containEWEd thi's reedin' MAgazINN'.

Ewe and eye lay in the back yard, staring into the sky.
"Ewe loves clouds", ewe crooned.
"Clouds distract ewe with their unpredictable changing shapes."
"Cars DIStracked eye", eye grim aced.
"$um purple change cars faster than most purple change underwear,
end cars and joggers doen't max well."
Ewe wrinkled her knows.
"Ewe wood knot wand tHOT PROblem inn winter ...".
"Inn winter they park the car Atop ewe
two keyp ewe warm", eye shrugged.
"Know -- running out of ewer underwear inn winter",
ewe PROtested.
"No PROblem", eye reclimbed. "Eyes gots Lots."

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Ewe gotta goat shoppin' four Bertha."
Eye grim aced and askid,
"Why cant Bertha goat shoppin' hershelf?"
Ewe shrugged. "Bertha WOEn't leave her house.
Bertha has angoraphobia."
"Watts angoraphobia?", eye askid.
"Angoraphobia is fear of old goats end sweaters.
Bertha WOEn't leave her house -- dew two angoraphobia."
"Eye locks sweaters. If Bertha fears old goats
Bertha must bee a sheep", eye chuckled.
"Bertha ever leave her house?"
Ewe shrugged. "Bertha visits the baabaa to get sheared ..."
"Ewe Lot -- Bertha goat shoppin' hershelf", eye DISgusted.
Ewe psyched, picked up eyes reedin' MAgazINN',
started reedin', turned red and giggled. "Baa!"

Ewe pulled out her own MAgazINN'.
"Watchya reedin'?", eye inchoired.
"'Betman' -- he locks gouda INN tights", ewe giggled.
"Butt Betman is knot fair -- two robbin' the boy oneder."
"Watts knot fair?", eye askid.
"Betman monopolizes drivin' -- he's robbin' the boy oneder",
ewe conplained.
"Why wood Betman bee robbin' the boy oneder?", eye outchoired.
"May bee Betman is jealous robbin' EWEth end viTALLity",
ewe postEWEladdered.
"Why wood Bob Cain write such divisive scripts?", eye wandered.
"Is 'Bob Cane' his reAL name?", ewe blushed and giggled.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"GoINN two A restEWErant
thin the parked width Bertha ...".
Eye s/miled. "It's a noICE day to get out."
"WOEn't get out", ewe LAMEended.
"Bertha WOEn't leave her pod."
"Pea pod?", eye veGETtabled.
"Bertha is knot a green pea."
"Bertha's car is her pod", ewe shrugged.
"Bertha WOEn't leave her car --
Bertha fuels INN conTROLL and secure beehind the glass.
Wee'll visit the driveby -- win dough,
thin drive two the parked end eat hour lunch.
Watts eye gonna dew?", ewe askid.
"Eye'll have a bowl of gulag, thin clean the yard",
eye outchoired. "Thi INNmate$ ar gettin' restless."

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched,
rubbed moistureEYESsir on her hands.
"Bertha's innvitin' HerMAN two her party.
Bertha's gonna blow s/mock inn HerMAN's face at her party."
"Eye did no knot Bertha s/mocks", eye endchoired.
"Bertha s/mocks two DIScourage HerMAN",
ewe resolved much later (A bridge eye no will cross).
"HerMAN does knot lock the s/mock smell -- outta state!"
"S/mockin' is not healthy", eye hiPURRvents'TILlater.
"Bertha shooed fined a dufferaunt companion
endsteed off pain that cost."

"Did HerMAN SIRvive Bertha's party?", eye askid.
"HerMAN SIRvived Bertha's party, butt it was duffercult
shamPOOing the s/mock smell from HerMAN's hair", ewe retarted.
"Why HerMAN tolerate Bertha's s/mock?", eye askid.
"S/mockin' is survivable", ewe chuckled,
"and HerMAN fineds Bertha's WEEzin' pathETHICly bankrupt."
"How sew?", eye unchoired.
"Wan $um body WOE knot stop beating a dead hor se,
$um thins missin' beehind the seein's", ewe flabbergasket.
"Bertha has ingrained nasty hobbits", eye reclimbed.
"HerMAN is well stocked with shamPOO", ewe shrugged.
"Axcess shamPOOin' claws baldness", eye grim aced.
"HerMAN taint warried A bout gettin' bald", ewe frumpled.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha is ma'd at HerMAN -- HerMAN woen't clean up the mess
frump Bertha's party. Bertha is orchestrating grief poor HerMAN."
"Orchestrating grief?", eye askid.
"Bertha HAs prepaired a speciAL resiteAL four HerMAN.
Bertha plays the violin", ewe octaved.
"HerMAN dough nut lock music?", eye unchoired.
"HerMAN loves music, butt wan Bertha beaus
violins is the last refuge of the incompetent", ewe DIScorded.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"New Bertha busyness -- Bertha will monopolice raINNdrops."
Eye shook thi's head.
"Bertha canned monopolice a CONtinEWEously renewINN' calmoddity."
"tHOTs watts Berthas INNvestINN' her manny", ewe locked puzzled.
"Hope Bertha dough knot get caught INN the raINN",
eye shrugged, list10INN' two thi's stormache growl.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"More orchestraSHUN frump Bertha.
Bertha purrchased a PROsent four HerMAN."
"PROsents canned bee noICE", eye optimized.
Ewe flabricated and repeatedly rubbed her ****** on her fourfingers.
"Ewe doen't thin HerMAN will lock Bertha's PROsent."
"How sew?", eye askid.
"Bertha purrchased the whirled's smallest tape recorder
and recorded her violins solo: 'My Heart Bleeds Four Ewe'.
Butt the tape ends badly ...".
"NOW watts?", eye outchoired.
"The tape ends 'Thi's recording will self-destruct in 10 seconds'",
ewe expired.
Eye shrugged. "Eye WOE knot ewes Scorch Tape for eye's recordings."

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched. "Bertha and HerMAN ...".
Eye innTOURruptured. "Eye tHOT 21st Century whimMEN doen't gossip."
Ewe locked puzzled. "Men doen't gossip?"
Eye shrugged. "Men tell bar storeEEs, butt eye A voids bar$."
"Tell ewe A bar storeEE", ewe deMANded.
Eye grimmed A pleasant grim and voiced know 0pinin'.

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"HerMAN is lockin' at house trailers."
Eye shook eye's head.
"'Life in the trailerpark' is a long sentence ..."
Ewe shrugged. "AT leased -- inn the trailerpark
HerMAN will mess Bertha's violins -- solos."

Ewe hung up the phony end psyched.
"Bertha is LafferINN' AT HerMAN's trailerpark.
Bertha culls it 'The Inferiority Conplex'."
"Wan it rains, it poors", just eye shrugged A Lot.

Ewe bounced INNtwo the kitchen -- eyewash cookINN' chili.
"Watts INN the chili?"
"Dried red beans, jalapen0 juice, beef bouillon,
frozen ground tourkey end canned tomatoes", eye stirred.
Ewe frumpled. "Watts A bout stormache?"
"Ice cream INN the FREEzer", eye axedplayINN'd.
"Ice cream gouda four stormache."
"Know PROblem", ewe icknowledged.
"Eye goat sinful PROblems -- INNcreased costs
four frozen ground tourkey end canned tomatoes.
Udder purple goat conplex PROblems", eye grim aced,
lockINN' up at the roof over eye's head.

Ewe sat at the kitchen counter grumplin'.
"No manny, no manny, no manny ..."
Eye was fryin' rice and roastin' chicken.
"Watts da madder?", eye askid.
"Street purple taint playin' -- got no cash or credit", ewe grumpled.
Eye chuckled. "Eye's seein' ewer green grumplin' beefour.
In thi's 'Tortoise and the Hare' fable, ewe'd bee A pet rock."
"Watt's wrong width beein' A pet rock?", ewe askid.
"Pet rocks ar calmoddities", eye stated.
"Pet rocks dough not excell or INNprove,
ar easy two replace and ar easy two fourget."
Ewe wrinkled her knows, axing "Iis eye a dinosaur?"
"Eye A tempts to A void fightin' the wrong fights", eye shrugged.
Just ewe Laffered -- "Eye is a turtle!"
Eye containEWEd s/milin' and ploddin' thru eye's reedin' MAgazINN'.

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Richard Ballard MSEE CNA4 KD0AZ
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