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1 1st June 05:23
dirty harry
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Diary of an Englishman living in the Highlands

DEC 20th
It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first
we've
seen for years. The wife and I took our hot toddies and sat on the
porch
watching the fluffy snow flakes drift gently down clinging to the
trees and
covering the ground. It's so beautiful and peaceful.

DEC 24th.
We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white glistening snow
covering
as far as the eye could see. What a fantastic sight, every tree and
bush
covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shovelled snow for the first
time
ever and loved it. I did both our driveway and pavement.
Later that day a snowplough came along and accidentally covered
up our
driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and
waved. I
waved back and shovelled it away again. The children next door built a
snowman with coal for eyes and a carrot for a nose, and had a snowball
fight, a couple just missed me and hit the car so I threw a couple
back and
joined in their fun.

DEC 26th.
It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature
dropped to around minus 8 degrees. Several branches on our trees and
bushes
snapped due to the weight of snow. I shovelled our driveway again.
Shortly
afterwards the snowplough came by and did his trick again. Much of the
snow
is now a brownish-grey.

JAN 1st.
Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon
became
ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tyres for both our
cars
500. Fell on my a*se in the driveway. 100 to a physio but nothing
was
broken.

JAN 5th.
Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought her a 4x4 to get her
to
work. She slid into a wall and did considerable damage to the right
wing -
200. Had another 8 inches of white sh*te last night. Both vehicles a
re-covered in salt and iced up slush. That b*stard snowplough came by
twice
today. Where's that bl*ody shovel.

JAN 9th.
More F*****G snow. Not a tree or bush in our property that
hasn't been
damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from freezing
to
death with candles and a paraffin heater which tipped over and nearly
torched the house. I managed to put the flames out but suffered 2nd
degree
burns on my hands. Lost all my eye brows and eyelashes. Car hit a
F*****G


JAN 13th.
F*****G B*****D white sh*te just keeps on coming down. Have to
put on
every article of clothing just to go to the post box. The little C***S
next
door ambushed me with snowballs on the way back - I'll shove that
carrot so
far up the little pr*cks a*se it'll take a good surgeon 6 hours to
find it.
If I ever catch the a*sehole that drives the snowplough I'll chew open
his
chest and rip out his heart with my teeth. I think the B*****D hides
round
the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and then he
accelerates
down the street like Michael F*****G Schumacher and buries the F*****G
driveway again.

JAN 17th
16 more sodding inches of F*****G snow and F*****G ice and
F*****G
sleet and god knows what other white sh*te fell last night. I am in
court in
3 months time for assaulting the snowplough driver with an ice pick.
Can't
move my F*****g toes. Haven't seen the sun for 5 weeks. Minus 20 and
more
F*****G snow forecast F**K THIS, IM MOVING BACK TO LONDON.
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2 1st June 05:23
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4 1st June 05:23
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Diary of an Englishman living in the Highlands

DEC 20th
It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first
we've
seen for years. The wife and I took our hot toddies and sat on the
porch
watching the fluffy snow flakes drift gently down clinging to the
trees and
covering the ground. It's so beautiful and peaceful.

DEC 24th.
We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white glistening snow
covering
as far as the eye could see. What a fantastic sight, every tree and
bush
covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shovelled snow for the first
time
ever and loved it. I did both our driveway and pavement.
Later that day a snowplough came along and accidentally covered
up our
driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and
waved. I
waved back and shovelled it away again. The children next door built a
snowman with coal for eyes and a carrot for a nose, and had a snowball
fight, a couple just missed me and hit the car so I threw a couple
back and
joined in their fun.

DEC 26th.
It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature
dropped to around minus 8 degrees. Several branches on our trees and
bushes
snapped due to the weight of snow. I shovelled our driveway again.
Shortly
afterwards the snowplough came by and did his trick again. Much of the
snow
is now a brownish-grey.

JAN 1st.
Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon
became
ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tyres for both our
cars
500. Fell on my a*se in the driveway. 100 to a physio but nothing
was
broken.

JAN 5th.
Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought her a 4x4 to get her
to
work. She slid into a wall and did considerable damage to the right
wing -
200. Had another 8 inches of white sh*te last night. Both vehicles a
re-covered in salt and iced up slush. That b*stard snowplough came by
twice
today. Where's that bl*ody shovel.

JAN 9th.
More F*****G snow. Not a tree or bush in our property that
hasn't been
damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from freezing
to
death with candles and a paraffin heater which tipped over and nearly
torched the house. I managed to put the flames out but suffered 2nd
degree
burns on my hands. Lost all my eye brows and eyelashes. Car hit a
F*****G


JAN 13th.
F*****G B*****D white sh*te just keeps on coming down. Have to
put on
every article of clothing just to go to the post box. The little C***S
next
door ambushed me with snowballs on the way back - I'll shove that
carrot so
far up the little pr*cks a*se it'll take a good surgeon 6 hours to
find it.
If I ever catch the a*sehole that drives the snowplough I'll chew open
his
chest and rip out his heart with my teeth. I think the B*****D hides
round
the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and then he
accelerates
down the street like Michael F*****G Schumacher and buries the F*****G
driveway again.

JAN 17th
16 more sodding inches of F*****G snow and F*****G ice and
F*****G
sleet and god knows what other white sh*te fell last night. I am in
court in
3 months time for assaulting the snowplough driver with an ice pick.
Can't
move my F*****g toes. Haven't seen the sun for 5 weeks. Minus 20 and
more
F*****G snow forecast F**K THIS, IM MOVING BACK TO LONDON.
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5 1st June 05:23
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6 1st June 05:23
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