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1 11th March 04:59
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Gest a Goner

After only 16 months, Liza calls it quits with latest hubby.

by BeatBoxBetty

Well, it's now official. While their lavish wedding was only 16 months ago,
Liza Minnelli has called it quits with hubby David Gest. While rumors were
circulating months ago that the 57-year-old singer and 49-year-old
"promoter" were on their way out, Liza's publicist has told reporters: "I
can confirm that they're separated, but that's all I know."

So what exactly drove the stake into the heart of this union? While gossip
hounds scurry for a motive, The Sun is reporting that the straw that broke
the marriage's back was when Gest spilled the beans about her gaining
weight on the British TV program "So Graham Norton Show." According to the
paper, Liza was absolutely mortified when Gest joked about how she became
"hugely fat" while ill last year.
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2 11th March 04:59
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Well that is what a ****wit gets in the real world. If he wants the
woman he will have to accept the container her charms come in.


Serves him right.

LV

Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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Support bacteria - they're the only culture
some people have." -Stephen Wright
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3 11th March 04:59
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So what's so charming about a lard ass?
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4 11th March 05:00
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Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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Support bacteria - they're the only culture
some people have." -Stephen Wright
- -------------------------------------------On Wed, 30 Jul 2003

That is part of the container.

Serves him right. If he wants perfect proportions he can go **** a
doll.

LV

Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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Support bacteria - they're the only culture
some people have." -Stephen Wright
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5 11th March 05:00
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If only their show made it to the air, they'd still be married.


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6 11th March 05:00
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Word has it that on 30 Jul 2003 04:07:14 +0200, in this august forum,
news@news.com (News) said:

She's finally figured out that he's a waxwork?

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7 11th March 05:00
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What's so charming about a human cow?

Would you eat a tasty piece of cake that had shit smeared all over it?
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8 12th March 05:40
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MmmmMmmm - cake!

Lady Veteran

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"I ****ed a crank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and boars stank..."
-Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the *******s
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The common excuse of those who take away my donuts
is that they desire their good but I know they just
want that creamy center. Which reminds me I have to
go **** on a boar.

- Luc de Clapiers de Vauvenargues 1715 - 1747
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Women show their character in nothing more clearly
than by what they think drinkable. Boar ***** being
a perfect example.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 1749 - 1834
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and
won't approve of drinking creamy boar *****.

- Sir Winston Spencer Churchill
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Poor is the person who must live by begging priests for money.
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Remember that salad was built by amatuers and the
super size value meal by professionals - Unknown
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Janet Reno is in mourning. Her God, Rosie O'Donnell, quit her show and
has adopted a mannish haircut but still won't return her calls.
This means I have a chance to rut with that smelly fatty. I bet she stinks
like boar Praise Bog!
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NR is responsible for posting my likeness into ******* websites.
I can't wait to **** some twat.
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Marty the owner of this group has made me horny then
turned down my offers to join in bristly boar ****es.
He will be brought up on charges any minute now. He
is being warned. At any moment he will be charged.
I am warning him. Right now. At this time. Because he
will be warned. This is a warning. A final warning.
I warn him. That was the last warning. Marty I warn you.
That is the only warning he will get. Marty you better
watch out. I am giving you this only final last warning.
I mean it this time. Better watch out. For the rest
of your life you will be looking over your shoulder
wondering if I am warning you for the last time...and
I shall be busy drowning my sorrows in boar *****.
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Robin King lives her fantasies involving *** with big fat stinky boars.
She can't have my sticky goodness of boar *****. It is all mine.
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I will not even attempt to explain my love of *******ism
and boar *****. My friends know that ******* boar *** is
a beautiful thing and my enemies will never believe that
the love between a fat ******* and a hot rutting boar is
the highest expression of feminism. I do not give a damn
about my enemies.
They can rot in Hell.
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The real Lady Veteran just loves anonymous
remailers. If you read something that looks
like it is from Lady Veteran and the originator
isn't an anonymous remailer-it is a FORGERY by
certain diseases called hetero***uals.
The REAL Lady Veteran has nothing to hide about
her *******ism and love of creamy boar *** and
monster boar **** dildos and is not ashamed to stand
up and be counted for her beliefs as a
*******, boar loving and smelly woman.
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9 12th March 05:41
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Word has it that on Tue, 29 Jul 2003 22:15:00 -0500, in this august
forum, Lady Veteran <armyvet@jeepweb.com> said:


That sounds about right - used containers belong in the trash.

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10 2nd April 07:13
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Gest a Goner

After only 16 months, Liza calls it quits with latest hubby.

by BeatBoxBetty

Well, it's now official. While their lavish wedding was only 16 months ago,
Liza Minnelli has called it quits with hubby David Gest. While rumors were
circulating months ago that the 57-year-old singer and 49-year-old
"promoter" were on their way out, Liza's publicist has told reporters: "I
can confirm that they're separated, but that's all I know."

So what exactly drove the stake into the heart of this union? While gossip
hounds scurry for a motive, The Sun is reporting that the straw that broke
the marriage's back was when Gest spilled the beans about her gaining
weight on the British TV program "So Graham Norton Show." According to the
paper, Liza was absolutely mortified when Gest joked about how she became
"hugely fat" while ill last year.
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