contest headquarters

Alert!!

Only Four More Days to nominate yourself for the Most Humble Person in
the Universe! One contestant has rented billboards in the greater
Atlanta Metropolitan area to proclaim his humility. He is going to be
tough to beat, but there is still time! A word of caution, however:


"macro" too.

Good Luck and Happy Humility!

Contest Administrator

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January 6, 2004. Atlanta, Ga.
For Immediate Release.

Humility.org, the world's premier organization for Humble People
everywhere today announced the first ever "Most Humble Person in the
Universe" contest.

"This is a great day for humility" said Vern Toutyoself, Vice President
and General Manager of Humility.org's Outreach Division. "For too long
humility has taken a 'back seat'... our objective is to give humility
all the praise it deserves."

Nominations will be accepted from the general public in the following
categories:

- Most degrees/certifications
- Most altruistic
- Best witnesser
- Website with the most self-references
- Most claimed donations to charities

In keeping with the spirit of the contest, contestants are free to
nominate themselves... over and over again.

The winners in each category will then compete for the overall title of
"Most Humble Person in the Universe". The grand winner will receive the
Mother Teresa Memorial Humble Trophy, a lifetime free pass to Blimpie's,
and valuable coupons for admission to IMAX Theaters around the country.

Entries may be emailed to nominations@humility.org and must be received
prior to January 31, 2004. In case of a tie, the Gift of Truth
Discernment will be used to determine the winner. The decision of the
judges will be final and may come sooner than you think.