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Think I'd rather rather see a localized men's only pig & beef roast.
Campers, tents or sleep in the back of the van if you've got one.
Sponsored by the excellent and generous taxpayers (us).

Free drink, free food, several hours of speakers, nightly
entertainment, no girls allowed (cept for certain times and only for
eye candy).

A single long weekend and once a year event to bring the boys (your
children), get a little tippsy, make connections (<--the ace in the
hole is making private connections), brush up on contemporary topics,
and stay roughly on topic (either anti-female or pro-male). Lean
slightly towards professional appeal (but everyone welcome).