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WASHINGTON, DC. (Rueters) --
The Smithsonian Institution, grateful
for the new statue that Ed Conrad had
erected outside its Museum of Natural
History, has reciprocated by unveiling
its new Ed Conrad vs. Evolutionists
Dartboard for use by brain-dead physical anthropologists.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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This is the spiffy, new Smithsonian statue
that, sources say, David Iain Greig, moderator
of talk.origins, had proudly posed for.
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SMITHSONIAN DOING A HEADS-UP JOB
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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(Other sources, however, claim the model
for the statue probably is Sean "Ins-" Hannity,
Bill O'Reilly or Glenn Beck. Some even insist
it is megalomaniac Rush Limbaugh but it
appears that th e legs aren't hairy enough.
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WHAT THE SMITHSONIAN FEARS LIKE THE PLAGUE
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None other than the late, great Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's
foremost experts on human anatomy and author of "The Human Skeleton in
Forensic Medicine," identified one of Ed Conrad's petrified
discoveries as human.
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He patiently examined it, measured its length vs. width with
caliphers, then called it as a calvarium, a human skull with the eye
sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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A few moments later, a colleague of Krogman at the Cooper Clinic in
Lancaster. Pa., entered the room to search through a filing cabinet
when the internationally acclaimed human anatomist told him: "Doctor,
come over here and see the oldest
human skull ever found."
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Since the specimen was found between anthracite coal veins in NE
Pennsylvania, it is geologically dated at a minimum of 280 million
years old (knocking the socks off Charlie Darwin lying in his grave.)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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I informed Generalisimo Greig and his Army of
Manchurian Candidates at talk.origins about Krogman's astute
pronouncement but, unfortunately, they responded with their usual
ridicule, probably because the vast majority are brain dead zombies in
identifying -- and accepting -- truth.
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Why, even one of the pseudoscientists got his jollies off by posting a
message in response to "Apes, Men and Morons," the book seriously


University.
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rick <rsatt...@iglou.com> wrote to sci.anthropology, talk.origins and
sci.archaeology in response to "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron": <

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In fact, Dr. Hooton made his feelings known -- as a true scientist
should -- when he published a book which he appropriately entitled
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Yes, Douche Brain, I indeed have spent some time in an institution.
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The Smithsonian INSTITUTION.
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Had to leave, though.
They refused to open the windows to let their stink out.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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< PROOF EVOLUTION A MONUMENTAL CONSPIRACY
< Probably even worse than the First Men on the Moon, JFK's
Assassination or the 911 Conspiracy
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...es/z8femur.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully,jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus8.jpg
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< WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Some of the URLs below showing the result of the impact can be
enlarged by clicking on them.
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472383101&p=61
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472392315&p=62
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472383097&p=63
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< OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/z11calv.jpg
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Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost experts on human
anatomy, holds what he had identified as a petrified human calvarium,
a skull with the eye sockets broken off, that was discovered between
coal veins.
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/krogwskull.jpg
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Krogman is shown at his desk at the world-famous Cooper Clinic in
Lancaster, Pa., where moments later he beckoned a colleague -- a
medical doctor -- to examine what he informed him was "the oldest
human skull ever found."
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A CAT-scan was performed on this specimen with
favorable results.
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/catcalv.jpg
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Meanwhile, Haversian canals were identified in the
cell structure, the tell-tale sign of bone. And dried
blood was found on the specimen during testing at
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
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This is the official report from AML which had
performed Calculus Analysis by Crystallography.
The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued
by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories. <

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< SEM COMPARISON OF SPECIMEN THAT
< TOP ANATOMIST IDENTIFIED AS A TIBIA
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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Scanning Electron Microscopy of internal surface of the fossil that
Krogman identified as a tibia. Both photos were taken at 2,000X.
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http://www.edconrad.org/images/bones.jpg
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TODAY'S BONUS
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST, YOU MORON
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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