30th January 19:16
ADVICE - Tennis ball fetish (anxiety)
The Puppy Wizard just notice the last time HE replied
to your post, HE made a mistake and CONfHOWENDED
you with a other mary, Macula's mom.
Apart from the harsh criticism for which The Puppy Wizard
sincerely apologizes, the advice remains the same.
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SHOWENDS like an anxiety relief mechanism run amok, or a OCD.
If you want them to play you gotta get them playin.
She's missin her ball.
No, it's an OCD. Ignoring her anxiety and avoiding the ball
will result in the anxiety behavior CHANGING to another,
seemingly unrelated behavior problem as a trainsfer or substitute behavior.
No dHOWET you've never punished or scolded her or
ever given her reason to fear you.
Perhaps she's afraid to go in the kennel.
She doesn't want to be kenneld or deprived of her ball.
That's unacceptable behavior.
Yeah. Your dog got herself a OCD, the ball chasin.
You removed the ball, so she can't relieve her ANXIETY.
Locking dogs in crates INCREASES ANXIETY and causes
them to dwell on her fears, in this case probably being that
she fears she'll never see her ball again.
You won't be gettin no advice from HOWER dog lovers.
Your dog's behavior is gonna continue to worsen until
you change HOWE you're handling your dogs. You'll
be given advice to take your dog to the vet to have IT
"evaluated." Could be your dog suddenly got a brain
tumor. You think that's likely, despite that you've noticed
the HOWE COME your dog is actin funny?
Your vet will offer medication that WON'T WORK, but
that's all he knows as phobias are hard to treat, accordin
to dra overall of the UofPA behavior clinic, which is EZ
to verify by lookin at the case history of her students melanie and Solo.
The Puppy Wizard's original post to you STILL APPLIES.
And again, The Puppy Wizard apologizes for CONfHOWENDING
you with marie and Macula:
Subject: Re: New Puppy . . . Behavior Questions
Date: 2003-03-09 22:39:11 PST
Mary Rogers wrote:
You've been through four training classes and recently saw a
private trainer for the behavior problems you've caused Macula.
She's hyperactive and out of control. Macula assaulted a
in the park a couple days after your "off lead" class, and your
walk friends are all afraid of her.
You'll KILL Macula when the baby comes in a couple months.
No, destructive chewing is caused by mishandling.
No marie, that's HOWE COME HOWER dog lovers can't train
their dogs and need to lock them in boxes to avoid the
behaviors you can't change cause giving and "alternate
incompatible" behavior does not train the dog, marie.
You're too stupid to figger that out. You bribe and punish
and avoid, that's all you know HOWE to do.
Isn't that NICE.
Yeah. You locked IT in a box to avoid the behaviors you don't know HOWE to train...
Your dog Macula is HYPERACTIVE and out of control...
Locking the dog in a box confounds Nature's PERFECT HOWEsbreaking Plan.
You're an imbecile, marie. You've taken your dog to four training
courses because SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL, not caus they're FUN.
BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! The Puppy Wizzzard has
fully trained protection dogs by six or eight months.
YEAH, believe marie. She's gonna KILL her dog in a couple months...
The Puppy Wizzzard will wager very heavy that Macula won't last
three days with the new baby.
You'll be killing your "best friend" in a couple months.
Yeah.. GOOD LUCK.
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