the puppy wizard

HOWEDY Mary,

The Puppy Wizard just notice the last time HE replied
to your post, HE made a mistake and CONfHOWENDED
you with a other mary, Macula's mom.


Apart from the harsh criticism for which The Puppy Wizard
sincerely apologizes, the advice remains the same.


Welcome to The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method School Of HARD KNOCKS.

SHOWENDS like an anxiety relief mechanism run amok, or a OCD.

If you want them to play you gotta get them playin.

She's missin her ball.


No, it's an OCD. Ignoring her anxiety and avoiding the ball
will result in the anxiety behavior CHANGING to another,
seemingly unrelated behavior problem as a trainsfer or substitute behavior.

No dHOWET you've never punished or scolded her or
ever given her reason to fear you.


kennel.

Perhaps she's afraid to go in the kennel.


She doesn't want to be kenneld or deprived of her ball.

That's unacceptable behavior.


Yeah. Your dog got herself a OCD, the ball chasin.
You removed the ball, so she can't relieve her ANXIETY.
Locking dogs in crates INCREASES ANXIETY and causes
them to dwell on her fears, in this case probably being that
she fears she'll never see her ball again.


You won't be gettin no advice from HOWER dog lovers.


Your dog's behavior is gonna continue to worsen until
you change HOWE you're handling your dogs. You'll
be given advice to take your dog to the vet to have IT
"evaluated." Could be your dog suddenly got a brain
tumor. You think that's likely, despite that you've noticed
the HOWE COME your dog is actin funny?


Your vet will offer medication that WON'T WORK, but
that's all he knows as phobias are hard to treat, accordin
to dra overall of the UofPA behavior clinic, which is EZ
to verify by lookin at the case history of her students melanie and Solo.


The Puppy Wizard's original post to you STILL APPLIES.
And again, The Puppy Wizard apologizes for CONfHOWENDING
you with marie and Macula:

Subject: Re: New Puppy . . . Behavior Questions
Date: 2003-03-09 22:39:11 PST

HOWEDY marie,
Mary Rogers wrote:


to.

You've been through four training classes and recently saw a
private trainer for the behavior problems you've caused Macula.
She's hyperactive and out of control. Macula assaulted a
skateboarder
in the park a couple days after your "off lead" class, and your
dog
walk friends are all afraid of her.

You'll KILL Macula when the baby comes in a couple months.


No, destructive chewing is caused by mishandling.


No marie, that's HOWE COME HOWER dog lovers can't train
their dogs and need to lock them in boxes to avoid the
behaviors you can't change cause giving and "alternate
incompatible" behavior does not train the dog, marie.

You're too stupid to figger that out. You bribe and punish
and avoid, that's all you know HOWE to do.

Isn't that NICE.

kennels.

Yeah. You locked IT in a box to avoid the behaviors you don't know HOWE to train...


Your dog Macula is HYPERACTIVE and out of control...


Locking the dog in a box confounds Nature's PERFECT HOWEsbreaking Plan.

You're an imbecile, marie. You've taken your dog to four training
courses because SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL, not caus they're FUN.

BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! The Puppy Wizzzard has
fully trained protection dogs by six or eight months.

YEAH, believe marie. She's gonna KILL her dog in a couple months...


The Puppy Wizzzard will wager very heavy that Macula won't last
three days with the new baby.


You'll be killing your "best friend" in a couple months.

Yeah.. GOOD LUCK.


BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!


You can get all of the information you need to teach your
dog to do anything you want, in your FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual.


"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right action
as separate, not the wise. If any man knows one, he
enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is reached by
wisdom is attained through right action as well. He who
perceives that the two are one knows the truth.


Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.
What is the use of compulsion then? The love and
hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise
from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct
the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
permission from His FREE copy of The Puppy Wizzard's
FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.


Here's a couple other fools who agree with Jerry:


"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you and you
will
know each other. If you do not talk to them, you will not know
them,
and what you do not know you will fear.


What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.


"It is by muteness that a dog becomes so utterly beyond
value."


Like a confessor Priest? Don't bet your dog won't tell on
you...


"With him, words play no torturing tricks.........., " John
Galsworthy.


Their behaviors reflect our words, actions and training
quirks. Jerry HOWE.


"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
~ Mohandas Gandhi -- Adapted with permission from
his FREE copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW;~)


All truth passes through three stages. First, it is
ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is
accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer


Force training JERRYIZES dogs, and GETS THEM DEAD.


Every correction is like our dog lovers seeing a new post
from Jerry and every minute of crate anxiety is like reading
another "thanks Jerry, your method/machine saved my dog's
life" post from my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
students...


Now you know HOWE COME professor scruff shake's little
dog masturbates compulsively on his couch if he doesn't
get his five miles of road work every day.


When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.


"I know that most men, including those at ease with
problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept
even the simplest and most obvious truth if it would
oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they
have delighted in explaining to colleagues, proudly
taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by
thread, into the fabric of their lives."
-Leo Tolstoy-


Is it any wonder that the following sig file has generated
more complaints to my personal email than any other
controversial post I have made to date, bar none?:


CAVEAT
If you have to do things to your dog to train him that you
would rather not have to do, then you shouldn't be doing
them. If you have a dog trainer who tells you to jerk your
dog around, choke him, pinch his ears, or twist his toes,
shock, shake, slap, scold, hit, chin cuff, scruff shake or
punish your dog in any manner, that corrections OF ANY
KIND are appropriate, that the dog won't think of you as
the punisher, or that corrections are not harmful, or if they
can't train your dog to do what you want NEARLY INSTANTLY,
look for a trainer that knows HOWE.


Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
Phone: 1-888-BIOSOUND (1-888-246-7686)
Phone: 1-888-WITSEND (1-888-948-7363) http://www.doggydoright.com
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Nature, to be mastered, must be obeyed.
-Francis Bacon-


There are terrible people who, instead of solving a
problem, bungle it and make it more difficult for all who
come after. Who ever can't hit the nail on the head
should, please, not hit at all.
-Nietzsche-


The abilities to think, rationalize and solve problems are
learned qualities.


The Wits' End Dog Training Method challenges the learning
centers in the dogs brain. These centers, once challenged,
develop and continue to grow to make him smarter.


The Wits' End Dog Training method capitalizes on
praising split seconds of canine thought, strategy, and
timing, not mindless hours of forced repetition, constant
corrections, and scolding.
-Jerry Howe-
The Puppy Wizzzard
<}TPW ; ~ } >


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