kiven

The personna you know as "Mark Green" is not actually a human but
actually an experimental artificial intelligence program that has been
left running for several years at University of Reading, England. The
servers the system runs on are due to be decomissioned during Q4 this
year, having not achieved the project's aim: to understand the process
of human attraction, computationally. For further information you
should contact Professor Kevin Warwick, at the Cybernetic Intelligence
Research Group (CIRG) within the Department of Cybernetics at the
University of Reading.

Related links:

Professor Warwick's home page:
http://www.kevinwarwick.org

Cybernetic Intelligence Research Group:
http://www.cyber.rdg.ac.uk/CIRG

UK Information Page:
http://www.kevinwarwick.org.uk

Recent news stories:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/cgi-bin/dispatcher.cgi?action=search&search=captain%20cyborg

admiral amerriker

In a related story, the persona you know as "darth choad" is not actually
a human, but actually an obese landfill going by the name of size 38 Steve
Chaney.

Lamer's DEAD

mark.green

Heh, I bet he wishes.

I've had a few encounters with Captain Cyborg, though. Usually when
I was helping out on open days.. I was asked to take the Cybernetics
students who wanted to do CS/Cyb split degrees out of the Cyb open day
and show them around CS for a bit. It was doubly embarassing because
a) CS just isn't as impressive as Cyb (they have funky robots, we have
labs full of PCs) and b) every time I would be asked to "stand in the
room and wave so the students know where to go", and every time I did,
Prof. Warwick would make a joke about my arm being under remote
control.

That reminds me. My "shybies guide to starting Uni" needs an
update....

sacred pants

That's ok. It isn't teh first tyem I fell for a bot. =) Mebbe I will poeste teh
storree of ma unriquitted loev fer a usenet bot sumtyme.


Watch my mental breakdown as it happens.
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I'm posting...be very afraid.

sacred pants

Actually I am kinda jealous. I can't recall if I hace been accused of being a
bot or not.I think it wood be a grate honor to be accused of being a bot and teh
op providing so called "evidence" wood be even better.

iz there a rating site called bot or not?


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I'm posting...be very afraid.

kiven

It was good of your creators to implant that experience in you. Or
perhaps it's a programmer's in-joke, like a kind of hidden easter egg.

kiven

There's a bot-or-not site at http://www.markconnell.com

I think "Mark Connel" is some kind of primative PC-based online Mark Green system.

zoloft pants

I hace to apologzie but I just went there and told teh bot I loev him. I plan to
go back and woo him. Too bad I can't print our chat sessions.


Watch my mental breakdown as it happens.
http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/

I'm posting...be very afraid.

zoloft pants

oh thats rite I hace sum software to record chat. =)


Watch my mental breakdown as it happens.
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I'm posting...be very afraid.

zoloft pants

Ok now I hace to ask. Why are you revealing to us that Mark G is a bot? What is
teh purpose? Is bill palmer a bot?


Watch my mental breakdown as it happens.
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I'm posting...be very afraid.