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You're wrestling an eager boar and end up with that painful chafing. We've
all been there. And there was no cure, until now. Introducing Bobbi's Own
Bristly Boar Grease. Based on her years of experience wresting the biggest,
bristliest, boldest boars, Bobbi Sanchez of Dallas, Texas has come up
with another winning recipe. Your thighs will tingle with delight as the
greasy smooth boar wriggles its way into your heart, and anywhere else it
would like!

Bobbi's Own uses the slipperiest fold grease from her private stock and
mixes it up with 97 herbs and spices to make the finest skinfold based boar
grease known to the National Organization of Women.

So grab yourself a thick, slippery manhandful of Bobbi's Own Bristly Boar
Grease and rub it into that special someone's bristling back. Because as
a ******* veteran, you've earned it.

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