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It's the thought that counts

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful
doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted
after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were
able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another
city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theatre built in the
house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600."

The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the
Bible and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see
very well. I met this priest who told me about a parrot that can
recite the entire Bible. It took twenty priests 12 years to teach him.
I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the
church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and
verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were
impressed.

After the holidays, Mom sent out her Thank You notes.


"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries
delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you give me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound, it could
hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and
I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just
the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give
a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
"Rev. 11D Meow!" <Crack@Duh.Light.Corn> wrote in message
news:T_pQb.2635$KU5.1811@nwrddc02.gnilink.net...
Do you mean regime or regimen?

Sounds like one of those slip of the wrist kind of thing one lets
loose from
in a fit of mania or worse to me.

Why Is The Sky Fluorescent Green With Pastel Pink Glowy Streaks All
Through
It Tonight Anywaves?

Must be those darn Martians done ate my Aunt Edna again!

Darn Drat and Dagnab those pesky Martian kids, all a be playing with
my $400
million US dollar science experiment anyhow.

yeesh!

all ovum/sperm/zygote miniverses oughta be shot through and through
with
oxycontin and thorazine for the entire birth c**** period!!!

life would be sooooooooooo much more interesting what with being able
to
enjoy living with True Zombies instead of these phony ones all over
the
place these days.

FREE THE REAL ZOMBIES!